Jables

Covertrack is an incredibly incompetent company.

Every day I smile at my vasectomy.

Sleeping with ADHD

Silence.
Silence.
Where is Colombia on a map
SHAKIRA SHAKIRA

I haven't been pulled since Red to be honest. That album was her peak

Kids today will never know the closure of removing your ex from your MSN name.

What happened?

Well somebody went viral.

Pockets. You forget the depth and surplus of men's clothings pockets.

Just got to report my first racist to their boss via linked in. That was fun!

Roller blades and skateboards aren't viable transportation mediums. Bike lanes require a certain speed and they're definitely not safe near cars.

This cannot stop appropriately. This is not good.

When did roller blades come back and why are they selfishly taking up space? In the rain. At night. Without reflection.

Oh God is this a cult?

She's always been about that on reddit. I Remeber her sending me fanfic drama

🎶Iiiin your eyesss, I see the doorway...

All of the other flavours of Quaker oatmeal that aren't Maple and Brown Sugar.

Amazon.

Steam games costing as much as physical games.

High calorie food tasting so good.

Low calorie food tasting so bad.

Truck people who don't use the bed.

Karaoke hosts who don't use a digital list.

Things I'd ban if I was King

Momfluencers who have accounts for their kids

Lifestyle Advisors

Ska Bands established after 2017

White people with Dreadlocks, Mohawks, or any hair that ends with the sound Ock.

Nuts. All of them. Fuck you nuts.

She's on to you. Or your brother slipped.

Yeah a 6 year olds bony ass shoulders aren't exactly erotic unless there's something wrong with your brain

Your son is a WHORE

Was gonna ask who but that narrowed it down pretty quick.

Also I think there's a sad situation there where he's kinda forced into it by a baby mama

“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives

"Update: I am down to one son."

[one winged angel voice] mellanox

I don't want to watch her videos. FD fans, context?

Toronto needs to ban every street preacher. No one should be allowed to evangelize in a loud speaker on a public street

A lot of the people calling Charlie Kirk a “moderate” are saying that because they are significantly more fascist than he was

A friend of mine was on Charlie Kirk's "watch list" of Black professors. She received so many death and rape threats that her university offered her a security detail for the walk to class.

This is Kirk's legacy.

You would never know it from reading all of these legacy newspaper op-eds about him.

Legit, doing the same. Awesome see ya there. Actually, check discord, I need some info now XD

News to me! What time are you heading there? (Also is Nicole coming? Haven't seen y'all in ages.)

Didn't know that was your polycule now 😂😂

Happy to report here in Toronto we counter protested and expelled a hate rally today from a historic park. The fight continues.