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When the dementia introduces you to Fiorello La Guardia. What an honor.

It's in Switzerland, but those people look American - can't tell if it's what they think is ironic American food or if they're more deranged than I imagined.

Is it pledge week or something? That's too many for one guy.

We've got the combined might of Fred Johnson slotting in and adding Willie Lampkin to the Jumbo package, there are no concerns.

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It's easier than a shirt that says "She has primary custody and the negotiations are really not going great for me so far"

Keeper movie poster

Enjoyed Keeper a good bit. Much more straight ahead narrative than Longlegs or The Monkey, Tatiana Maslany is great in everything. More spooky than scary, some good ol' fashioned woodsy folk horror. Feels like the direction is pretty clear early on, but it's fun untangling how we get there.

Outdoor shoes on the furniture and a ring?

Market reset lining up with the end of the Messi extension?

JD Vance owns a company that buys American real estate and sells it to foreign investors. They specifically target Americans in crisis to buy their property for less than it is worth.

Mel Brooks, Dick Van Dyke, Carol Burnett

VJ and Maxey will be obligated to 53 of it. Jared just get one in, buddy.

Can he?

Jalen needs to drop a platitude like "The standard can't be standard" as Lurie has Big Dom drive Patullo out to for a Wawa coffee run in the Pine Barrens.

Are you allowed to ask Nick if he's an idiot at a press conference or is that bad form?

Mina if you're good at something dont do it for free. Make them pay you to fix their offense.

Shhhh, he might see this.

"You want Schumer Schumer?"

Normalize "What the fuck are you talking about?" as a standard follow up question.

Kafkaesque sentence structure.

a basketball player wearing a black jersey with the letter lk on it is standing in front of a crowd . ALT: a basketball player wearing a black jersey with the letter lk on it is standing in front of a crowd .

Time for a wank off in court!

Truly fucking useless.

The best work NBCSP has ever done?

Absolute fucking cowardice.

Once again from the exact center of my wheelhouse - a Yautja/Weyland-Yutani buddy comedy action team-up with a bunch of lore-wanking and a character design buffet. Hail Dan Trachtenberg for knocking all of these out of the park. Get me the Alien: Earth crossover movie.

Who among us wouldn't watch Fetterman and MTG in Freaky Friday 3?

I think he was out of wrestling? He was calling Braves AAA games if I remember right. Also surprised we never got Mike Tenay crossover but I think he had TNA at that point. Mike x Mike would have been fascinating to watch.

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty