smoking green in the goblet

waking up disoriented as fuuuck wiping the crusty shit off my eyes opening my phone and immediately i see someones posting big wet oily asses on bsky again

im lovepilled

i might cum

im getting married in 20 minutes if you read this you better be there

all 21 of my oomfs pull up

who wanna come to my wedding

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! YESSSSSSS

in casual conversation if someone is like ugh i hate crafting! i hate gathering! its so annoying! ill agree with them. but in my heart ill never have that opinion it is literally what got me invested in this game when i was a sprout. like my ass got to level 70 wvr before i unlocked praetorium

if they ever rework crafting in this game or make it more streamlined or simplified or like any change at all im going to unsub im so serious

no u guys dont get it the most riveting gameplay aspect of ffxiv to me personally is the crafting im fucking obsessed with it i just thought about hitting my crafting macro button while i was getting something in the kitchen and i felt my heart swell in the same way it does when i think abt my bf

AWWWWWWWW💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

literally foaming at the mouth

I miss you too .... 😭😭😭

THE CHEF IS IN THE KITCHEN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

Saturday u best believe I'm syncing my sleep schedule with u again

One day I'll never have to sleep again

WILL YOU BE SHOWING YOUR PENIS TONIGHT BABY CAUSE ILL BE WANKING MY PUSSY WHEN YOU GET FUCKING NAKED

THANK GOD!!!! THANK FUCKING GODD

IM BALDDD IM FUCKING BALDDDDDDD HELP MEEEE IM BALDDDD MY WIG IS FLYING AWAAAAYYYYY HELP MEEEEEEE HELPPPPP HWLPP HELP MEEEEE OH MY HOD IM FUCKING BALDDD!!!!! NO HAIRRRR

WAAAAITTTTTTTT TRUTH NUKE 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

AWWW he wouldn't hurt me right 💖

I'm obsessed with you. Highkey

Jejeje...

i need u

Always blows me away how he is such a chill guy

WAIT FR THATS CRAZY

lowkey im in love highkey

💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖WAHHHHH 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

All according to plan.

he is so pretty..... falls to my knees...