Robot Girl (Warranty Void)

dutch speed skater named femke kok

nodding

That reminds me of this meme

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"Your pets may not necessarily love it when you kiss and hug them"

Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.

thank you nessa and sonia for that thrilling presentation on lesbian sex

coming up next, jacinthe will show us how to properly forcefem a punk

WHY NOT CHOKE EVERYONE?

Riot fucking over 2XKO's dev team
Sony giving Tokon the Helldivers 2 treatment
SNK becoming an industry plant propaganda factory
RGG revealing they can't be trusted with Virtua Fighter
Mike Z's company is working on the Avatar game

I hope 2026 treats you the way you treat trans women.

:^)

Hey everyone, special bonus today - if you help me out with a couple bucks, you get the added value of making this tryhard bootlicker fluorescently angry!

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HE'LL YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I LOVE WHEN THE OOMFIES ARE ON THEIR REDDIT SHIT. I BE POSTING REDDIT POSTS ON HERE ALL THE TIME

REBBIT MOMENT

A grey-scale 3-panel comic. Panel 1: Vel says "why aren't we also using Baxter as a spy again?" in a speech bubble. Text below it says "we could have 2 spies!" Vox says back to her "he NEVER reads my fucking messages". Behind is Alastor in the swivel chair while Val sits in a sofa with both sets of arms crossed. Panel 2: Baxter's phone with multiple chats. All chats are cut off with ellipses. Under "Chats (99+)" are: Vox who says "fucking KIL..." with a 99+ next to it, Cherri Bomb who says "Vox has 121 BI..." with a 4 next to it, Niffty whose message is partially obstructed by Baxter's thumb says "I NEE..." with a 1 next to it, Pentious who says "Baxter, I NEE..." and Ethan with no visible message as it's cut off by the phone screen. Niffty says "99+ unread messages?" Panel 3: Niffty holds Baxter's right shoulder as they both look down at Baxter's phone. Baxter says "I'll check them later." in a speech bubble shaped like him. Text below it says "(doesn't check for another month)".

can't use your whatsapp hypnosis gifs on bro if he never checks your messages to see them

I like the idea that baxter thinks vox is so annoying he just postpones reading messages from him all the time
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelVox #HazbinHotelBaxter #HazbinHotelVelvette #HazbinHotelNiffty #madmaid

Guys i love bad bunny idk what happened on my twitter last night ?? wtf

Incredible things happening

Honse

I don't use drafts I just rawdog my stupid thoughts into your face

finally some art

the fact I heard about this as "Did you know Will Stancil called indigenous people 'Indians'" instead of as "Will Stancil minimized the genocidal policies which America and its founding fathers took towards indigenous people by arguing they didn't have universally malevolent intentions" is also wild

he's right, the Yokozuna spirit will inhabit him if his will is pure

guy who can't make a car that doesn't turn into a missile randomly: I'm gonna solve the whole lack of functional atmosphere thing yea

everyone else's trickster spirits: ohhoho with your own pride I have lured you into a trap to teach you a lesson

America's trickster: mr billionare u wanna fuk a kid tonite?

THIS. The fucking moon is SO uninhabitable that any tech we develop to fix that problem ALSO CAN JUST FIX ANY PROBLEMS WE HAVE WITH EARTH'S HABITABILITY EASIER. The moon is a radioactive fucking rock full of dust that gives you cancer and no systems to support life at all. We're NOT living there!

they did a second Hollow Man? Feels like that's entering a 'stop solving the strange alien puzzlebox' situation but it's 'stop making freaks invisible!'

Me in the Criterion Closet: wow Hollow Man, what a film

Criterion employee: you aren’t allowed to bring movies in

Me in the Criterion Closet shaking my sleeves in an odd way: wow Hollow Man 2, what a film

this is literally the 'even Martin's scoring off me' meme, how the fuck is the UK dunking on us in reacting to this shit?

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

the fate of so many prophets

my hot take is I like international games, they're fun and it's funny to make the big guys get jetlagged so I want them further away even.

After watching one Bad Bunny halftime show

'stop comparing everything this dumbfuck government of petty tyrants does to the three kingdoms'

I will when Dong Zhuo stops defiling the mandate of heaven every other day!!!!!

Trump dressed as dong zhuo meme

I keep hoping he will see this one