Robot Girl (Warranty Void)

because it only worked because of the size of the ship and it's insanely more expensive and inconvenient to make and deploy giant drones when missiles also do close enough and can be carried in bulk

Shelley to Jessica, Tisl and Wistare: "Now that the possibility of people watching me have sex exists, I have to lay out some ground rule. Rule #1: NO Booing."

I can tell you the exact day I became poly because I sat down and drew this less than 10 minutes after having a heartfelt discussion with my husband.

James Webb Looked Too Deep Into Space... What It Found Is Disturbing Tell web to keep looking until it finds the EPSTINE FILES.

The new recipe superpretzels suck

Everyone knows I enjoy an occasional Superpretzel. They're not great but they do the trick in thirty seconds. The wizards at Superpretzel HQ decided to "improve" their recipe by making a softer, spongier, less substantial pretzel instead of the chewy, dense pretzels that all good people enjoy.

Something unsettling, yet stylish seems fitting tonight @erinbiba.bsky.social

chomp (wip pt 2)
cw dubcon

in my mind they're on one of those luxury jet sets that only has like 3 rows of seats in it

Spooky season

they haven't responded to me because they don't want to admit I was banned for embarrassing aaron

*doggystyle, just before getting penetrated*: erm, it's right behind me isn't it?

Framing the protests around the world as “gen z protests” is insidious mark my words

lowtax speedrun, lowtax speedrun!!!!!!

Excerpt from the article: Users continued to criticize her - when one compared the criticism to a customer threatening to cancel their service, Graber asked, "Are you paying us? Where?" When another suggested that she should apologize, Graber said, "You could try a poster's strike. I hear that works."

Weird, this stuff doesn’t look good in writing

That’s him

I hope Jordan Peterson has a speedy recovery

bluesky: community moderation! we're all about community moderation! we want you to moderate yourselves! we are giving you the tools to do it yourself!

one of the biggest and longest running community mod lists:

so they're just going full 'actually transphobia is good'

in this hypothetical bit Race Scientist Jack Skellington is going up to random visible minorities with calipers going 'what are you? what are you?'

it's gonna be even funnier tomorrow when your name's like Race Scientist Jack Skellington or something

Training mainly ghost types doesn't make you cool or edgy, half of them are literally just grave robbing.

A digital drawing, a portrait of a woman looking off to the side with a frown. She has straight brown hair and brown eyes with an additional eye hidden under her bangs, and scarring across her face and top of her chest. She's wearing a green dress with orange tulips, sunflowers, and baby's breath flowers in her hair.

Another quick portrait of Willow 🌷🌻✨

【 #vtm #vampirethemasquerade #oc #ttrpg #art 】

literally banned a black dude on another fork because he made a joke about her following a guy who was a major supporter of the Iraq war, who called 'political correctness' 'left wing repression', and who literally was pro trump until it was popular to not be.

it's such a tough call between 'who'd have thought the diet of raw meat and paranoid bigotry would make someone weak' and 'she's 100% poisoning him because of the reasons'

The inside of a house in Zelda II, link standing next to a bearded NPC in a purple tunic who is saying “IF ALL ELSE FAILS, USE FIRE”

I know how to fix BlueSky

Warm blankets and apple cider and knowing socialism will win >>>>>

if jesse singal “hasn’t violated the terms of use,” but the goofy autistic space law nerd with the bad food opinions has, maybe your terms of service are bad.

thinking back to the multiple mercenary groups that fucking kept posting geotags of their training facilities because they wanted to brag on reddit or wherever about how big and tough they were, only to get the facilities fuckin blasted into a crater because they're not used to artillery.

grinch ass posting

oh yea he certainly hasn't already said bluesky is biased and used it for propaganda

local news anchor voice: A new trend is sweeping the NFL, they call it 'dropping the fucking ball at the goal line like you suddenly thought it was poison to hold'. How can YOU tell if YOUR team is doing it?