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@uncleappa.bsky.social

Lesbian | aspiring butch | purveyor of β€œI love my wife” content | she/they

244 Followers  |  217 Following  |  742 Posts  |  Joined: 24.10.2024  |  2.3008

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I think about Melissa a lot

04.12.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ«‚πŸ©·

04.12.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no mess?? talk about false advertising!! πŸ₯

02.12.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

What!!! I’d snap I think

02.12.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Somebody plssss do a roundup at the end of the season!!

02.12.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

give karis a fucking break!!!!
@ theuniverse

01.12.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

loveeeeeee cyberpunk omggg

01.12.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Dog gaiters ordered and shipped

Dog gaiters ordered and shipped

Big things coming this winter. Huge.

01.12.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some say that if you open your heart to sweet, beautiful love in that cemetery, a blurry cryptid couple will appear and share their joy w u!!

(You two are so precious happy happy anniversary πŸ’•)

30.11.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She was everything I dreamed of

30.11.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no… so things have escalated?? Hope everything is okay!!

29.11.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

NOOO stay strong!! Nothing makes me more selfish than my emetophobia. I would be sprinting home without looking back once. You are brave!! You are an angel!!

29.11.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œEvery day more wicked” track listing on the car stereo. We’re ignoring how dirty the dashboard is, okay??

β€œEvery day more wicked” track listing on the car stereo. We’re ignoring how dirty the dashboard is, okay??

Life with my wife since November 21st

29.11.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Appa standing in his hind legs

Appa standing in his hind legs

After the anxiety spiked and I became the meanest person alive for .06 seconds

28.11.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Who up shaking ass to Patsy Cline

27.11.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Defffff one of the kitties on the moon

27.11.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Playing games with you is a joy!! Thanksgiving is fake but friendship is real!! Ily and your gigantic blonde wig, toe!!! πŸ’•

27.11.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lmao get ready to eat shit for thanksgiving, loser!!

27.11.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Grateful to have met two of my favorite lesbians in this online space πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈπŸ™πŸ’•

27.11.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Friends!! Butter?? B O O B S πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ

26.11.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character from the simpsons is standing in front of a row of lockers ALT: a cartoon character from the simpsons is standing in front of a row of lockers

Just happy to be here

26.11.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A valvoline seems like the perfect place to display fart dominance if you ask me. Let β€˜er rip!!!!!!

26.11.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sick or not, sniffling is one of my top three pet peeves. Just blow ur nose wtf!! It’s always a full-grown adult!!

26.11.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SQUARING UP!!!!!

25.11.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My wife’s family will excommunicate me if I don’t bring these puppies to every party: www.typefoodie.com/post/peanut-...

My personal fave. Best baked after an overnight rest in the fridge. I buy nice bars and chop the chocolate instead of using chips: butternutbakeryblog.com/miso-chocola...

25.11.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Koosh ball

Koosh ball

Wild to pay $70k for this

25.11.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is all for future Kullen!! Proud of you for taking care of you even when the universe is being an asshole!! πŸ’›

25.11.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dale Chihuly maybe??

25.11.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

How can I tell my dog that her tummy only hurts because she didn’t eat her breakfast when MY tummy hurts because I didn’t eat my breakfast?

25.11.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait oh my god I just saw that Ashley said that already

24.11.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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