I think about Melissa a lot
04.12.2025 16:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@uncleappa.bsky.social
Lesbian | aspiring butch | purveyor of βI love my wifeβ content | she/they
I think about Melissa a lot
04.12.2025 16:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π«π©·
04.12.2025 12:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0no mess?? talk about false advertising!! π₯
02.12.2025 23:50 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0What!!! Iβd snap I think
02.12.2025 22:33 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Somebody plssss do a roundup at the end of the season!!
02.12.2025 02:53 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0give karis a fucking break!!!!
@ theuniverse
loveeeeeee cyberpunk omggg
01.12.2025 17:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dog gaiters ordered and shipped
Big things coming this winter. Huge.
01.12.2025 14:32 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Some say that if you open your heart to sweet, beautiful love in that cemetery, a blurry cryptid couple will appear and share their joy w u!!
(You two are so precious happy happy anniversary π)
She was everything I dreamed of
30.11.2025 15:42 β π 39 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh noβ¦ so things have escalated?? Hope everything is okay!!
29.11.2025 22:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0NOOO stay strong!! Nothing makes me more selfish than my emetophobia. I would be sprinting home without looking back once. You are brave!! You are an angel!!
29.11.2025 20:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βEvery day more wickedβ track listing on the car stereo. Weβre ignoring how dirty the dashboard is, okay??
Life with my wife since November 21st
29.11.2025 18:23 β π 17 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Appa standing in his hind legs
After the anxiety spiked and I became the meanest person alive for .06 seconds
28.11.2025 18:42 β π 30 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Who up shaking ass to Patsy Cline
27.11.2025 22:10 β π 28 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0Defffff one of the kitties on the moon
27.11.2025 20:26 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Playing games with you is a joy!! Thanksgiving is fake but friendship is real!! Ily and your gigantic blonde wig, toe!!! π
27.11.2025 19:48 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0lmao get ready to eat shit for thanksgiving, loser!!
27.11.2025 19:46 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Grateful to have met two of my favorite lesbians in this online space πββοΈππ
27.11.2025 15:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Friends!! Butter?? B O O B S ποΈπποΈ
26.11.2025 22:43 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A valvoline seems like the perfect place to display fart dominance if you ask me. Let βer rip!!!!!!
26.11.2025 15:27 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sick or not, sniffling is one of my top three pet peeves. Just blow ur nose wtf!! Itβs always a full-grown adult!!
26.11.2025 14:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0SQUARING UP!!!!!
25.11.2025 23:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My wifeβs family will excommunicate me if I donβt bring these puppies to every party: www.typefoodie.com/post/peanut-...
My personal fave. Best baked after an overnight rest in the fridge. I buy nice bars and chop the chocolate instead of using chips: butternutbakeryblog.com/miso-chocola...
Koosh ball
Wild to pay $70k for this
25.11.2025 15:56 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is all for future Kullen!! Proud of you for taking care of you even when the universe is being an asshole!! π
25.11.2025 15:54 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dale Chihuly maybe??
25.11.2025 15:53 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0How can I tell my dog that her tummy only hurts because she didnβt eat her breakfast when MY tummy hurts because I didnβt eat my breakfast?
25.11.2025 15:46 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wait oh my god I just saw that Ashley said that already
24.11.2025 22:02 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0