I think I never had a birthday that so feels not like my birthday
Do I bake a birthday cake for me or do I wait until afternoon when we visit my parents because they also will have a cake prepared
I just laughed my Ass off, today I’ve heard something that must be the most stupid thing that I’ve heard in over a month
Today is a day for celebration
I will not be okay with this view I am already freaking out ??
How the fuck did I get barricade
Laying down in the sun in some grass to queue for MGK, never had a more relaxing queue. Even took a little nap in the sun hehe
We are at MGK in Cologne and how did I not only got the perfect parking spot directly on the opposite side of the street of the arena AND number 42 in queue?? HELP
Bro we have a sleeping toddler here and people in the house apparently forgot how door handles work because why the fuck not (if he wakes up I’ll crash out)
Twenty one pilots once said “I got a migraine” and I feel this
Work meeting so insane I think they might actually be so stupid that I wonder how they manage daily LIFE
Baking a cake because I have free will AND all ingredients at home
Craving garlic bread like crazyyy
Holy shit the borderlands movie is amazing??
I am sobbing, I found my old Nintendo multi game card and remembered I had nintendogs on it
I opened it for the first time in YEARS and it’s only one dog on there with the breed of my dog that passed away and it’s even called the same name
Today’s day at work is a fever dream and I have no clue what is going on
I discovered that I have free will, playing on my old Nintendo ds is an option
Dackeliinnooo🤎
Today’s trash movie Sunday is presented by: Airplane vs. Volcano
Also shoutout to @secretsoffeli.bsky.social , this beautiful stunning woman was convinced by me to sign up for Bluesky and I love her very much 🙂↕️🫶
Also she’s a swiftie and went to the eras tour with me!
So we went to a bar.
We got a round of free shots just because.
And another round of free shots because they wanted to apologize because the drinks took more than 5 minutes.
Then we got free shots because they apologized that my friend forgot her card pin.
What just happened.
A drag path etched in the surface, can you find me?
Can I stop feeling nauseous please
By the way, we started having “trash movie sundays” and we actually rank them from worst to best.
Let me know if you wanna know the ranking! One trash movie every Sunday for the list. Recommendations for trash movies in German, English and bonus points for Dutch are appreciated!
I made lasagna soup 🙂↕️
Why the fuck is it snowing again
I may have cried today because the music video for drag path got me
All of them.
Bumblebees are a myth
I blocked a guy a few weeks ago. He now thought it’s a great idea to send me a fucking SMS.
WHO SENDS AN SMS WEEKS AFTER YOU HAVE BEEN BLOCKED. Is he really that desperate?
