Her Holiness Pope Mrs Trellis, the 1st

Done - no problem, and of course you had nothing to do with it, I told him that, but he's an utter twat, so.....

I trust that all is well, and delighted...... gird your loins and prepare.

Seriously. I am still traumatized, I hate the dayglo blimp so much

Hiya! Yes, sorry it's been an age! You okay?

I sure have missed your Brit-profane rants. It's been a while friend. Hello! 👋🌊

I am indeed! I joined a while ago, then was horrendously busy, so I am just picking it up again now - how the bloody hell are you, mate?

@theonlywayisup.bsky.social are you like MY Mrs Trellis???? How did I not know you were here….

Will he though? That's my worry, he is surrounding himself with the dumbest creatures ever to sit on furniture.

Musk’s grip on the US government will be one of the nastiest, shortest-lived, pointless experiments in political history.

In no world, even the mad one in which we live, is this a remotely sustainable situation. Trump will have enough vaguely sane people around him to ensure Elon is sent packing.

Headline reading: The grass isn’t always greener: why expats return to the UK About 99,000 Brits emigrated last year, but 61,000 came back. These are the challenges of moving back to Blighty after living abroad

How many times do I need to say this?

These are not expats, they are immigrants.

You don’t “expat” somewhere, you emigrate, and that makes you an immigrant.

I have never heard anyone refer to “Bangladeshi Expats” or “Polish Expats”, it’s always immigrants, so why not here?

A diet of hate and bullshit kills.

You are very welcome!

NBC News: The president-elect has promised to roll out a number of policies targeting trans people on his first day in office, including a new federal definition of sex as binary and assigned at birth.

The American people did not elect Trump and the GOP to focus on genitals and culture wars. They wanted cheaper rent, groceries and gas. Which Republicans will fail to deliver.

Husband just suggested the blocklists you get on bluesky should be a thing on Grindr and honestly that's Nobel territory.

Post from Jojo: Holy fuck. Seb Gorka is his pick to be senior director for counterterrorism. Seb fucking Gorka, who was denied security clearance in the last Trump administration… Seb fucking Gorka who has ties to a Nazi-allied organization in Hungary… The. Director. Of. Counterterrorism.

Well this seems bad.

My beautiful Dame Beryl. ♥️

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Columbian marching powder?

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Gary, thank you so much for the starter packs, they are a godsend! Great to see you here, my friend, and I hope you are doing well xx

Short thread:

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Could we jail his remains?

NEW: DA Alvin Bragg is refusing to throw out the 34 felony count conviction of Trump but is putting the case on hold for now. He indicates he will fight any Trump motion to dismiss.

Tweet that says if your concern with trans women is that men might claim to self-ID as trans to gain access to women’s spaces and assault them, then your problem is actually with predatory men and not trans women.

All of this.

I think it's a good idea to delay the sentencing of Trump until his term in office ends, otherwise he'll just pardon himself.

Wait until he no longer has that power.

Then jail the fucker.

Coming to any photo opportunity at any time you’ll have ‘em

The new Tory B*llox Band

From left to right

Close my Companies while they owe HMRC Philps
Claim Anything I Can McVey
How Did I End Up As A Minister Atkins
And band leader …
KemiKaze BadEnough

Picture of Jeremy Clarkson with his 2010 quote: “Land is a better investment than any bank can offer. The govt doesn’t get any of my money when I die.”

Narrator voice: “Little did he know…”

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Just so we’re clear -
Any party telling you who you can love, what gender you are, which medicine you can take, which books you can read, which history you can learn, what prayers you should pray and what you can and cannot do with your own body, doesn’t give a fuck about freedom.