the dark souls of poultry...
12.02.2026 23:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@syrictae.bsky.social
I am riding the night on a full tank of gas and my headlights are reaching out for something
the dark souls of poultry...
12.02.2026 23:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0man just stfu
10.02.2026 16:46 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Queen of the vet
09.02.2026 15:19 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Wings and Thorbo
07.02.2026 19:49 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Nines
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the cats are absolutely in love with my fluffy down comforter. worth it just for their joy. every time lyna lays down it she looks like she's sinknig into a cloud
06.02.2026 04:41 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0they made me choke. 7/10
06.02.2026 04:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0tried all dressed chips and yall... i get it
06.02.2026 04:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0"member states that Charlize Theron is his sugar mama and is going to buy them a house this summer in (redacted)" ahh working in banking never changes
05.02.2026 17:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0no mandys were harmed in this message... all mandys were fed
04.02.2026 04:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0me: (making fried rice for sikari) do you like carrots and peas
mandy: no peas please
me:
me: am i feeding you too
mandy: no...
mandy: ๐ฅบ
mandy: unless...?
3 hrs of sleep logan going to work. wish me luck.
03.02.2026 15:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0maybe this is my sign to download a dating app again but man dating as a (you know) person is horrific
03.02.2026 15:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Please look at my cute daughter
03.02.2026 15:05 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0a watercolor groundhog floats among crocuses and sparkles
Despite the horrors, happy groundhog day! ๐
02.02.2026 17:22 โ ๐ 641 ๐ 185 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 4mandy: oo i want it to snooowww
also mandy last winter: (drives into a snowbank and gets stuck before she even makes it out of the neighborhood)
that's it. you're on snow shoveling duty all winter.
01.02.2026 04:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0delete this tweet lest you regret thy words
01.02.2026 03:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Black jacket with raven, jewels, and raven wings embroideries
Close up of a black jacket with raven and jewels embroideries
Close up of a black jacket with raven wing and jewels embroideries
The Wizard Jacket ๐คโจ๐ซ will be restocked on February 7!
31.01.2026 15:00 โ ๐ 343 ๐ 84 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 4their unheard of clapping techniques
31.01.2026 02:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0mandy: no one knew if it was luigi's mansion because no one wants to play luigi's mansion
30.01.2026 18:03 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0me: wanna go to the bakery with me
mandy: which bakery. how far is it
me: ... just down the road...
mandy: how far down the road
me:
me: ...... just... just down the road........ : )
omfg so HE DID WIN IT, THOUGH. mandy kept telling me it's not his mansion. i was liek then why is it called luigi's mansion.
30.01.2026 17:13 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0luigi doesn't even own the mansion
30.01.2026 04:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0everyone in tomodachi life so horny for the clown thsi is like watching people tweet about hxh as someone who has never read or watched it
29.01.2026 15:44 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0so do all who live in such times frodo
28.01.2026 16:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The truth is weโre fucked I stoop to the three-hearted clover โง half-eaten and laughing through slender necks I stroke their heads My seriousness outweighs their sweetness I have to carry my heavy eyes up to where the birds glide weaving I stare for a long time rippling the moment out, wider((( )))wider I think about the great lakes frozen The great forests, petrified I think about Armageddon The last battle, they say When god will wipe away his mistakes but never feel the weight of them I think about falling The new letters a body makes I think about a body I think about John Brownโs body I think about the Spirit I hear, some of it A hawkโs pride overflows and I remember him the black ambassadors pinning him between breezes the roly-polys holding each other under an orange peel the ants writing lanes on my windowsill the tan housefinches, Betty and The Lindas the red ones too, but I donโt know their names I think about all of them I think about how they depend on us on what we choose to do When I walk back the clover are still laughing and why the hell am I smiling :) ?
vibe for the week
26.01.2026 17:11 โ ๐ 152 ๐ 39 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0the dolly parton banana cake is like, surprisingly good. it tastes like banana pudding in cake form. i of course ate it with more bananas.
26.01.2026 19:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I need July to come fast so i can lay down on the beach and cure my depression
26.01.2026 19:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0