bun in the soil mya

the dark souls of poultry...

man just stfu

Queen of the vet

Wings and Thorbo

Nines
🌯

the cats are absolutely in love with my fluffy down comforter. worth it just for their joy. every time lyna lays down it she looks like she's sinknig into a cloud

they made me choke. 7/10

tried all dressed chips and yall... i get it

"member states that Charlize Theron is his sugar mama and is going to buy them a house this summer in (redacted)" ahh working in banking never changes

no mandys were harmed in this message... all mandys were fed

me: (making fried rice for sikari) do you like carrots and peas
mandy: no peas please
me:
me: am i feeding you too
mandy: no...
mandy: 🥺
mandy: unless...?

3 hrs of sleep logan going to work. wish me luck.

maybe this is my sign to download a dating app again but man dating as a (you know) person is horrific

Please look at my cute daughter

a watercolor groundhog floats among crocuses and sparkles

Despite the horrors, happy groundhog day! 😀

mandy: oo i want it to snooowww
also mandy last winter: (drives into a snowbank and gets stuck before she even makes it out of the neighborhood)

that's it. you're on snow shoveling duty all winter.

delete this tweet lest you regret thy words

Black jacket with raven, jewels, and raven wings embroideries

Close up of a black jacket with raven and jewels embroideries

Close up of a black jacket with raven wing and jewels embroideries

The Wizard Jacket 🖤✨💫 will be restocked on February 7!

their unheard of clapping techniques

mandy: no one knew if it was luigi's mansion because no one wants to play luigi's mansion

me: wanna go to the bakery with me
mandy: which bakery. how far is it
me: ... just down the road...
mandy: how far down the road
me:
me: ...... just... just down the road........ : )

omfg so HE DID WIN IT, THOUGH. mandy kept telling me it's not his mansion. i was liek then why is it called luigi's mansion.

luigi doesn't even own the mansion

everyone in tomodachi life so horny for the clown thsi is like watching people tweet about hxh as someone who has never read or watched it

so do all who live in such times frodo

The truth is we’re fucked I stoop to the three-hearted clover ♧ half-eaten and laughing through slender necks I stroke their heads My seriousness outweighs their sweetness I have to carry my heavy eyes up to where the birds glide weaving I stare for a long time rippling the moment out, wider((( )))wider I think about the great lakes frozen The great forests, petrified I think about Armageddon The last battle, they say When god will wipe away his mistakes but never feel the weight of them I think about falling The new letters a body makes I think about a body I think about John Brown’s body I think about the Spirit I hear, some of it A hawk’s pride overflows and I remember him the black ambassadors pinning him between breezes the roly-polys holding each other under an orange peel the ants writing lanes on my windowsill the tan housefinches, Betty and The Lindas the red ones too, but I don’t know their names I think about all of them I think about how they depend on us on what we choose to do When I walk back the clover are still laughing and why the hell am I smiling :) ?

vibe for the week

the dolly parton banana cake is like, surprisingly good. it tastes like banana pudding in cake form. i of course ate it with more bananas.

I need July to come fast so i can lay down on the beach and cure my depression