Parker

KEEP UP THE
GREAT WORK!

21.04.2025 20:41 — 👍 16031    🔁 2649    💬 520    📌 192

Twitter feels like a dingy gross alleyway and Bluesky feels like a fluorescent lit Whole Foods and that’s why I like Twitter more I’m sorry

10.03.2025 17:14 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Children of Men type movie where a heroic poultry farmer has to transport the last hen to the last rooster

10.03.2025 14:31 — 👍 104    🔁 8    💬 6    📌 4

invented a secret stealth drone that doesn't make any noise and i put bright red and green blinking lights on it too i hope my boss at the foreign spy agency likes my design for operation fly-above-america-especially-near-airports

15.12.2024 06:53 — 👍 1109    🔁 79    💬 11    📌 3

Bluesky what is UP my friends okay see you in September

14.08.2023 19:50 — 👍 751    🔁 20    💬 37    📌 3

just a little scamp

11.07.2023 23:46 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

This fucks!!

12.07.2023 00:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Goodbye handlebar mustache you will be missed

06.07.2023 06:42 — 👍 86    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

Look bskye feels good to use and it’s an honor to be here but Twitter is gonna have to literally go down in flames for me to completely stop using it

04.07.2023 04:01 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are

02.07.2023 16:39 — 👍 8735    🔁 2028    💬 122    📌 107

A Jewish man and an Italian man look at a document. The Jewish man says "time to finally sign this binding agreement between Jews and Italians" The document reads as follows: Agreement between all Jewish and Italian peoples. 1. We can play each other in Movies/TV. 2. We're weird about our mothers. 3. Joint custody of Macho Man Randy Savage. They sign the agreement and Macho Man Randy Savage embraces both of them and says "ooh yeeah."

03.07.2023 13:40 — 👍 1750    🔁 289    💬 24    📌 20