Parker

KEEP UP THE
GREAT WORK!

Twitter feels like a dingy gross alleyway and Bluesky feels like a fluorescent lit Whole Foods and that’s why I like Twitter more I’m sorry

Children of Men type movie where a heroic poultry farmer has to transport the last hen to the last rooster

invented a secret stealth drone that doesn't make any noise and i put bright red and green blinking lights on it too i hope my boss at the foreign spy agency likes my design for operation fly-above-america-especially-near-airports

Bluesky what is UP my friends okay see you in September

just a little scamp

This fucks!!

Goodbye handlebar mustache you will be missed

Look bskye feels good to use and it’s an honor to be here but Twitter is gonna have to literally go down in flames for me to completely stop using it

You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are

A Jewish man and an Italian man look at a document. The Jewish man says "time to finally sign this binding agreement between Jews and Italians" The document reads as follows: Agreement between all Jewish and Italian peoples. 1. We can play each other in Movies/TV. 2. We're weird about our mothers. 3. Joint custody of Macho Man Randy Savage. They sign the agreement and Macho Man Randy Savage embraces both of them and says "ooh yeeah."