Parker

Parker

@dumpsterjesus.bsky.social

Mortician and crematory operator. Bi. BLM. ACAB

402 Followers 79 Following 4 Posts Joined Jul 2023
10 months ago
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KEEP UP THE
GREAT WORK!

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1 year ago

Twitter feels like a dingy gross alleyway and Bluesky feels like a fluorescent lit Whole Foods and that’s why I like Twitter more I’m sorry

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1 year ago

Children of Men type movie where a heroic poultry farmer has to transport the last hen to the last rooster

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1 year ago

invented a secret stealth drone that doesn't make any noise and i put bright red and green blinking lights on it too i hope my boss at the foreign spy agency likes my design for operation fly-above-america-especially-near-airports

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2 years ago

Bluesky what is UP my friends okay see you in September

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2 years ago
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just a little scamp

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2 years ago

This fucks!!

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2 years ago
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Goodbye handlebar mustache you will be missed

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2 years ago

Look bskye feels good to use and it’s an honor to be here but Twitter is gonna have to literally go down in flames for me to completely stop using it

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2 years ago

You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are

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2 years ago
A Jewish man and an Italian man look at a document. The Jewish man says "time to finally sign this binding agreement between Jews and Italians" The document reads as follows: Agreement between all Jewish and Italian peoples. 1. We can play each other in Movies/TV. 2. We're weird about our mothers. 3. Joint custody of Macho Man Randy Savage. They sign the agreement and Macho Man Randy Savage embraces both of them and says "ooh yeeah."
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