Mrs Quent

The argument for ID cards is now:

“The UK needs them to understand how its own society actually works.”

Because I am very bored of dishonest number quoting by politicians, journos & opinion jesters.

ID cards would just wipe the conversation clean

What kind of monster doesn’t have peanut butter in their home? And why is that the home I’m in right now…

You know, this doesn't make me feel better about it! LMFAO

Rocking back and forward watching the news muttering "sic semper tyrannis. sic semper tyrannis. sic semper tyrannis"

Chris, you a not a young man. Jacob is lying to you.

I mean, it's a no-brainer

And your will ✨instantly become younger✨

Ah, remember how much fun we all had when OJ removed his birth year from his Twitter handle *the literal day he turned 40*. Good times.

Murray Leinster!!

AREN'T THEY ALL - Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

He worked with her dad, so was a hospital doctor, just not an anaesthetist.

I do wonder if shed got the wrong end of the stick actually, but this was secondary school so seems a bit odd!

There’s nothing wrong with being an anaesthetist, ffs!

Although I do remember a kid at school telling me their father had the same job as mine (she knew what he did) and when I told my dad (who knew him) it turned out he was an anaesthetist! Such a weird, weird lie.

Easier just to be able to say “my parents are doctors”!

We should just outlaw asking to be honest

Someone recently told me of an exchange they had with their child’s friend’s father where they asked what he did for a job and after a very pregnant pause and awkward looks from the (young adult) children he replied “er… farmer?”

Reader, he is not a farmer. LMFAO.

A different kind of shit show

Hard to say, Paul. Hard to say

a man in a suit is standing next to a woman in a red shirt with the name jordan on it . ALT: a man in a suit is standing next to a woman in a red shirt with the name jordan on it .

Mmhm. Thats right.

I mean, it’s obvs pervs not fash.

PERVS

Always find it amazing that people assume the people staying at home and not voting would vote in a way that pleases them were they to do so.

These are people with so little sense they don’t think it’s worth having a say in how their country is run… but sure they’ll vote in a sensible way.

People just… don’t care?

The camps came first!!

Can’t even let your 11th man bat these days. Cos of Woakes.

1. The only viable government is one based on cutting the still-beating hearts out of sacrificial victims.
2. Do not let the Spanish take over your country.
3. Quetzalcoatl is the one true God.

Mmhm

Why are is arms so long. WHY ARE HIS ARMS SO LONG