sean

sean

@swoletergeist.bsky.social

biology teacher, critter enthusiast, he/him

979 Followers 121 Following 184 Posts Joined Jun 2023
2 months ago

yeah, and I think it might be albino too? most of the gar I saw (and I saw a lot) had a beautiful dark leopard print pattern but this one was hella yellow

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2 months ago

"bowl" as menu item category: artificial & false. complicit in reducing of foods to mere carbs and proteins. true bowl foods need not mention the bowl. naming it diminishes them.

"plate" as menu item category: implies bounty, diversity, adventure. trustworthy & kind. we love a plate that's heaping.

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2 months ago
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I can't believe in ~5 years of visiting miami I've never visited the everglades until now. what a mindblowing park, it's like someone upturned a bucket of animals in front of every step you take. all of these animals were on a short, heavily traffic path! puts our california parks to shame tbh

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5 months ago

WATCH MARCY'S VIDEO NOW

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6 months ago

lmao

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6 months ago
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THICK THICK SCALLIONS JUST ONE DOLLAR

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6 months ago

it reads like a vomitous combination of froth and slosh and worse it doesn't even serve a purpose that handsomer words haven't already covered

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6 months ago

the 2000s-10s obsession with the supposed repulsiveness of the word moist misled our collective ire from the real grossest word out there: frosh

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7 months ago

remember how the 00s tried to make "guesstimate" a thing? I'm glad it's dead it's literally just "estimate" but less cute

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9 months ago

please help Marcy out!!

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9 months ago

whoa splatoon raiders is actually the first game to get me psyched for switch 2... I don't think my heart has pvp in but I WILL take a single player spinoff thank you

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9 months ago

my work with immigrants has introduced me to some of the most brilliant, exceptional, and kind people I've ever met. they deserve the world, and the hate towards them breaks my heart and boils my blood. anti-immigrant racism is as unreasonable as it is repugnant.

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9 months ago

the narrative that LA is in any way invaded or occupied by immigrants and the people seeking to protect them has me fucking furious. out of all the heartbreaking shit out there, in this moment that's what's getting me the most.

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9 months ago
a man in a crowd holding a parrot perched on his finger. the parrot is wearing a tiny puffer vest

holy hell that birds got a puffer vest

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9 months ago
a crosswalk button on a pole. it is lightly graffitied and adorned with a sticker of two anime women in lingerie.

shout out to these lovely ladies for helping everyone cross the street safely

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9 months ago

I think my pet fish are simpletons

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9 months ago

the sheer amount of calories it takes to fuel 20 teenagers on a group bike ride really doesn't clock until after that trader joe's total hits

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9 months ago

ok I need to preface this by making clear that I adore being a teacher and giving students the opportunity to discover new parts of the community they live in is incredibly gratifying and never for a moment do I wish I was doing anything else

FUCK field trips tho

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9 months ago

stunning as always!

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10 months ago
a large brown dragonfly perched on a pencil inside a classroom

heard a weird papery sound in my classroom today, turned out it was this big boy trying to escape through a window

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10 months ago

I need to take fifteen naps

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10 months ago

the last week was an insane rollercoaster. I rode 66 miles (on 4 hours of sleep) on saturday to fundraise for oakland schools, then learned that we lost 6 staffmembers to d*ge bullshit on sunday, then narrowly averted a one day strike the same thursday we tentatively brought those staffmembers back

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11 months ago
a photo of dialogue from the game infinity nikki. the character Bettina says "I guess I am. I study objects with large shadows. They bring me lots of inspiration."

what the hell are they talking about in infinity nikki

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11 months ago

I explained the difference in pronunciation between the words "live," "leave," and "leaf" to a spanish first-language student today, and he looked at me wide-eyed and said "english is crazy."

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1 year ago
two packages of ground chicken italian, inflated taut

yall think these are chill to eat or nah

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1 year ago

sorry to say you just got owned by one of my students πŸ˜”

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1 year ago

for those who don't speak spanish, the pic on the right says "you're a bitch if you read this, hope you get a zero"

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1 year ago
writing in pencil on a manila folder that says "you are the best person in the world" next to a drawing of a dog and a flower pencil writing on a manila folder that says "puta el que lo lea, ojala sacas zero" next to a drawing of a raised middle finger

students truly contain multitudes

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1 year ago

probably feels good as fuckkkkkk to be a lizard basking on a rock

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