I still chuckle when I think about my first boyfriend not believing me when I told him Freddie Mercury was gay
Swiping the timeline the last few years is Fucking wild. ::swipe:: Bisan reporting horrors as Israel drops bombs in the background ::swipe:: Billy Joel viral song/dance ::swipe:: Girl Dinner ::swipe:: Gen Z protests in Napal ::swipe:: subway takes ::swipe:: Trumps skin
Something Something... - Dwight Eisenhower 1953
I have turned into my father; muttering "jesus" and "goddam" under my breath as I read article after article of how much money the US has lost in JUST FIGHTER JETS.
I don't know where I've been the last 30 minutes.
I think that is where I need to be.
Pour one out for the homies. Shits about to get rough.
With the state of the union tomorrow, I predict bombs to be dropped over Iran in the next 24 hours.
I can smell a utilikilt wearer a mile away
I've been needing to feel something again so I created an account on AP and I just comment on articles to rage bait the boot lickers and nazis.
This year I decorated it from memory. Happy Birthday, Babby.
My main man
This thought was tailored for a niche audience and was brought to you by weed. Weed: The only thing muting the horrors of this Fascist and Capitalistic hellscape we are all currently floating through.
I just had my first Guppy run in Balatro.
My Edmond Pilled Joker Chads would get it.
Don't you love waking up to your robot vacuum using cat poop as a crayon all over your living room floor?
While I'm not prepared for it, I am ready for the great Kessler Syndrome reset.
Don't you love when you have your daily cry at your desk?
This was the morning after the 2006 mid-term elections where the Democrats won back the House and the Senate in Bush Jr.'s second term.
This one time I was casually seeing this guy and the ...morning after... I'm in the bathroom brushing my teeth and he walks in. He says good morning, steps 2 feet away to the toilet, drops trou, and starts pissin'.
I'm glad Hasan is this angry again and he's not letting shit slide. This is 2020 Hasan: Angry autistic news bro who literally has all-day to make a single point to ensure you look like a loser.
This was imprinted on my brain at the age of 19
Never thought I'd see the day where both of them were gone
Me playing Balatro: This game mocks me.
While the country is frozen, Washington is clear as a bell and producing insane sunsets
The most insane sunset while on a public ferry that was built in the late 60's
"I mean, it's a microwaveable egg. It should be called Man Egg." - My partner using the Arrested Development joke nickname we gave the José Andrés two ingredient scrambled eggs. The ingredients are mayonnaise and egg.
A second cat has joined the lap and we are officially a clowder
Cat on lap, Elysian Spring on the stereo, coffee on table, MilkDrop on the TV, editable kickin' in.
Good morning
Terrorism's the surgical strike capability of the oppressed.
You know you're cooked when your FYP is serving you bleeding Nazis in Minneapolis, an orange cat with one brain cell, people screaming obscenities in ICEs face as they're trying to kidnap brown people, an Italian Greyhound with the zoomies...
