Carrot 😈🥕

a man is holding a large green leaf in his hands . ALT: a man is holding a large green leaf in his hands .

Blue at some point

What if

I just stay in bed the rest of the week

I forgot to take the butter out of the fridge again

The King saying "Unlike you, Criminal..."

The King saying "Sorry, Criminal. You're so tiny, We forgot about you."

The King saying "Are you pleased with this result, Criminal?"

The new Katamari game lets you create your own character. We named ours "Criminal" and it has made the King of All Cosmos' dialogue ten times better.

Fair, but I don’t fancy buying every album I might be interested in, I don’t got that kind of money (+ I buy physical)

A poster that says Did you see: -a tent in the woods? -someone shoplifting? -a person sleeping in their car? NO YOU FUCKING DIDNT people are struggling don't make it worse

Making my Twitch panels

I am screaming, I love them so much already

Nintendo announcing an Animal Crossing Update on a random Thursday

Spotify wanted me off the family plan anyways because I moved countries

Like, I had already been looking at smth else, but there is too much choice?

Debating Deezer and Apple Music

Open to find alternatives

Spotify are running ads for ICE. It also takes roughly 5 seconds to transfer your Spotify playlist to Deezer or Tidal. Just dropping those completely unrelated bits of info.

Jetten heeft gezegd dat ie iig GL/PVDA wilt hebben in zn kabinet

Niet dat die stabiel zijn na gister avond 🥲

Ik had liever een links kabinet gezien

Maar D66 als de grootste heb ik liever dan PVV 🥲 nu heeft links een kans om mee te regeren, somewhat

dacarrotdynast - Twitch Occtis, my shy, small, 5'11

I am drawing Occtis from Critical Role live on my #twitch!!

www.twitch.tv/dacarrotdynast

#CR SPOILER FREE

Leave me and my ‘spreadsheet with a fancy skin’ games alone!

Een bord met letter waar kinderen zelf woorden kunnen maken. Twee woorden zijn herkenbaar 'Stem' en 'Links'

Goedemorgen!

We are doing a community run evening this Saturday starting at 7PM <3

We will be playing a variety of games and just hang out with everyone! Feel free to join and play games with us!

discord.gg/MuFvPgSmjy

Helllll naw, thats vile

7 years ago already 😭😭

It is totally unwillingness and nothing else

Like, tf you mean I can’t have a silly little theme with silly little music and SFX?

I loved the PS4 and 3DS themes! I had my Far Cry 5 one for AGES, I loved that one!

Bring back the whimsy!!!

The disappearance of console home screen themes needs to be studied

The WORST

Send me your OC, let me touch them

I left my prep too late again

literally on the last few hours that I got free I am rushing this

I had 4 weeks, why am I like this

incredible choice, can't wait to buy none of their games

Getting ready for the next Hare

Hans, my beloved
(Also, now you can actually see how big bunry is)

DaCarrotDynast's Commissions Commissions Open! Click to see DaCarrotDynast's commission menu.

changed my sketch commissions to 'pay whatever you want'

let me draw your characters, please please please please

ko-fi.com/dacarrotdyna...

I just saw someone complain another 'AI artist' stole his prompt, which is pathetic, ironic AND hilarious.

I'll never forgive generative a.i

Having to ask "is this real?" so often has really done a number on me

I miss being able to trust art.