Zelda Faye 🐉

unfortunately the MWI way to get into a more sane timeline remains hard work and lots of good luck x.x

I started :)

1) that is a wonderful story idea

2) yeah I've had to learn that the impression of a good story is much easier for my (especially sleepy or dreaming) mind to replicate than an actual good story x.x

a series of unicorn sketches, all bucking and/or stabbing snakes with its horn, screaming about cringe nazi dipshits and for the snake to leave it alone and how it'll be trans no matter what.

therapist told me I should feel feelings #art

I've had to get staples! I also learned head injuries bleed a ton. Thankfully, staples aren't nearly as scary or painful as they sound (from my one anecdotal datapoint)

*nods in understanding*
critical based theory

i hate to be a monocausal guy but i really think this discussion of masculinity, trade school, the gendering of education etc is beating around the bush. male democrats have seen no sizable drop in their desire to attend college. female republicans have. it’s about politics.

Here I was trying to cook up something to do with static electricity that makes little hairs and dust bits stick to avoid the reality 😭

I read the first word as "optometrist," and, yeah...

also like, Twitter-esque sites are not at all conducive to actual conversations. I don't know why anyone wants it to be some kind of public square

like a good puppy

wanna get a blood pressure monitor just for the comfort of the squeeeeeze

🫂

bsky.app/profile/unla...

Or they *are* sentient creatures in their own right, but they're still distributed. Their brains are centralized nodes in a larger system.

I love things that make the concept of an individual break down

Okay this is not related to the (very cool) art, but I like the idea that the snakes on Medusa's head aren't individual, sentient creatures -- they're part of a distributed nervous system.

Like an octopus!

Just a reminder that people who are the best at something are literally all outliers. You're a person, not an anomaly

oh ho ho I put apple juice and denture cleanser in similar cups right next to each other, it's ADHD roulette time baybeeeee

I feel like it's because people's picture of intelligence is cultural much more than it is empirical.

We're supposed to be robots or hyper rationalists, and our "intelligence" is how close we come to that image. But really we're silly, real clever biology

You look real pretty >.>

Walkin slow, muck in tow, and my dome's round

Oke, thank you for the advice! And it's good to see you on Bluesky

Yee! Thank <3

Do you use the gel as a replacement for spray or do you use both?

@ishtar.bsky.social
Heya Ishtar, this is random, but a while ago on Twitter when I was Heather Ann, you gave advice about pepper spray that I was trying to remember.

Do you happen to remember? 😅 Something something keep it accessible and visible, buy two and use one to practice?

I- ah, uh-

lesbeans >.>

Every time I hear "common sense isn't common anymore" I wanna yell LEARN HOW HUMANS WORK

I will personally eat anyone who tries to dispose of puppies :)

how did people ever get away with calling their personal commitment to misunderstanding anything that they are mildly inconvenienced by "comedy"

noooOOOOOO ;~;

hmm yes I believe this is a robopuppy