detective jj bittenbinder

My latest contribution to the household

I love visiting cities because they’re so cool and there’s so much to see but it’s always funny because it further confirms that I am a country mouse through and through

The OP asked why they would do that if the city is racist and the comments all keep saying “yeah we just really don’t like being told what to do” and “you can’t pick on our people” and are proud as a peacock to say it… DO YOU HEAR YOURSELVES??????

Watching a TikTok of a guy saying he’s fascinated by people from Boston talking about what they’re gonna do to ICE when they show up even tho it’s a racist city and the comments from white people from Boston are so unbelievably embarrassing I’m in awe

We went to a few farm stands in town on Sunday and I got a little bottle of chocolate milk on a whim.. this is the best chocolate milk I’ve ever had

“Donny Osmund really put his whole ass into that song” - message I just sent my TL because we’ve got Mulan songs stuck in our head

Bristol’s bed head is KILLING me

Found out that my brother, Shannon, and Bristol are all coming home for Easter and I’m so excited 😭😭 AND Bristol can almost say Theia!!!

Two brain cells left and they’re both fighting for third place

Landed myself on the local “right to life” website and I need these people to get a grip so bad because this is ludicrous 😭

Extremely excited to go visit Lydia next weekend but also extremely nervous because I’ve never been to New York 🙃

a very stupid (but cute) looking dog

a person: are u fucking stupid

me:

HOT. Did you see tonight’s clip?

Out the door in sandals today because it’s 47° and sunny idc if there’s still snow on the ground happy summer everyone

Jesus fucking Christ. Ring ring Jeanne and Mags it’s fucking me again

growing up the way I did (rural, working class) and seeing the way military recruiters preyed on my friends and family obviously colors my opinion here, but if we’re serious about organizing and liberating the poor and working class, veterans are gonna be a necessary part of that.

vets are certainly not all MAGA or Republican or whatever. like a lot of people, half the kids I grew up with and at least one cousin joined up because we’re from a poor and working class rural area with no industry or educational opportunities, wtf else were they gonna do

I have no idea what my personal style is. I don’t know how to dress. I’m having a crisis about this

At the risk of sounding like a boomer what is wrong with kids 😭 I just got trapped where I walk the dogs because this group of teenagers were using the fence we have to go home through as a jungle gym and just kept laughing saying they were keeping me from going through

Finally got pulled over for my registration/inspection that expired in August 🤡 got my registration taken care of but now I’m scrambling for an inspection before I drive to the coast on Saturday 😭

I was 9 when she disappeared and it scared the hell out of me permanently

Seriously I just don’t understand how/why you’d do that to your friend

No exactly and then to wait 12 hours and even go on an excursion not knowing where your friend is so crazy to me

That was my other thing like Natalee Holloway permanently changed my brain I can’t imagine leaving my friend

I didn’t know about it til I saw it on TikTok and it’s very Natalee Holloway. It’s so sad

You absolutely cannot. I thought we all learned the “if you come together, you leave together” rule but clearly not!!

I’m so blown away by the girl missing in the DR because I, personally, can’t imagine leaving my drunk friend alone with a random guy in a foreign country, then not reporting her missing for 12 hours and going on an excursion in the meantime. I’m genuinely baffled/horrified

Exact same vibe. Just cold and winged

THEY TAKE YOU TO AN ISLAND TO HANG OUT W THEM

Currently planning a trip to way up in Maine this summer so we can go on a puffin tour