Only two weeks until our next Lort Burn Specials event at @alphabettitheatre.bsky.social in Newcastle.
We've got Owen Hatherley talking about his new book and the impact of European emgires on 20thC Britain plus the usual other great stuff.
Tickets: www.alphabettitheatre.co.uk/lortburnspec...
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πItβs official β Autumn is here, and everyone at Alphabetti is delighted to be welcoming in the leafy, scarfy season with our latest programming announcement.
Weβre all incredibly excited to be hosting so many unmissable nights, to help makes those long cold evenings just a bit warmer. π
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LORT BURN SPECIALS: 3
Featuring OWEN HATHERLEY, ANDREW HANKINSON, KATE LISTON and music from BEN LOWES-SMITH
SATURDAY 18 OCTOBER 7PM
@alphabettitheatre.bsky.social
MAKE NEWCASTLE MITTELEUROPA AGAIN
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Yen and more at Alphabetti
The second time I watch Yen, plus Dial 1 for UK and The Snoligoster
New reviews: I watched Yen for the second time from at @alphabettitheatre.bsky.social - and it's a much tougher watch the second time round.
Plus Dial 1 for UK and The Snoligoster. chrisontheatre.wordpress.com/2025/09/23/y...
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New shows at Alphabetti
Plus spooky season treats to book now
Feat. New shows @alphabettitheatre.bsky.social @livetheatre.bsky.social and more! traceysinclair.substack.com/p/new-shows-...
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What's your go to low alcohol option? We're getting our menu ready for our fully alcohol free club night September 27th - see you there! π€©
www.alphabettitheatre.co.uk/noughtpercen...
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βοΈIt's that time again! We've got some last minute slots to fill up in our bar in September. π»Think clubs, gatherings or small scale scratch nights - contact enquiries@alphabettitheatre.co.uk with details of your event and we'll see what we can do!
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Preview: Alphabetti Theatre Launches New Family Puppet Adventure βAt Seaβ This Summer
π A magical family puppet adventure is coming to Newcastle!
At Sea sails into Alphabetti (@alphabettitheatre.bsky.social) this week from 16β23 Aug.
π Tickets from Β£3 + post-show puppet βshow & tellβ!
Preview here π www.northeasttheatreguide.co.uk/2025/08/prev...
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A promo photo of Beth against a pink backdrop, opening a blue notebook, with a scandalised expression - one eyebrow raised, mouth open in shocked amusement. Beth is a white person with dark hair in a high ponytail, wearing pink dungarees & a lilac tie-dye t-shirt. Above Beth, the title says βHasbianβ in a bold yellow font that recalls teen movies: Mean Girls, Clueless, etc.
Surrounding Beth's head are cut-out photos including a Brighton bus, a bottle of cheap vodka, red Doc Marten boots, young Lindsay Lohan & Ashton Kutcher in heart-shaped frames, the back of 00s pop duo Tatu holding hands in school uniform.
Snippets from reviews appear on cut-out strips, above and below Beth, and the dates are listed on a torn blue strip of paper, in a typewriter-style.
Text reads:
Hasbian
βA unique insight into growing up queer in the 90sβ β
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- A Young(ish) Perspective
"An incredibly funny, charismatic performer" β
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- West End With Me
Worcester 27 Sept Worcester Theatres
Durham 3 Oct Gala Theatre
Oxford 10 Oct The Old Fire Station
Norwich 12 Oct Norwich Theatre
Basingstoke 16 Oct Proteus Theatre
Exeter 18 Oct Exeter Phoenix
Newcastle 23 Oct Alphabetti Theatre
Salford 19 Nov New Adelphi Theatre
HASBIAN on tour π£
Hasbian (noun)
- A former lesbian
- A comedy about growing up queer in Brighton during Section 28
Bethβs REAL teenage diary is brought to life in vivid hilarity with animated projections inspired by teen magazines, set to a soundtrack of y2k pop classics & indie angst anthems π
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π NEWCASTLE! The Snoligoster slithers to @alphabettitheatre.bsky.social 7th & 8th of August from 7.30 p.m.! π
Come for the Florida Man game show, stay for the cult deprogramming.
π Β£3 no questions, Β£7.50 concession, 15 GA π
www.alphabettitheatre.co.uk/snoligoster
#newcastle #newcastletheatre
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Thank you Tracey. It's always wonderful to see you at Alphabetti. X
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Preview: Yen Newcastle at Alphabetti Theatre
π₯ YEN is coming to Newcastle!
Anna Jordanβs explosive, award-winning play hits @alphabettitheatre.bsky.social from Sep 17β20.
Gritty, gripping, unforgettable.
π Info & tickets: www.northeasttheatreguide.co.uk/2025/07/prev...
26.07.2025 11:55 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
Preview: Our Little Hour at Newcastle Alphabetti Theatre
π Our Little Hour returns to Newcastle!
The powerful musical about footballer & WWI hero Walter Tull comes to Alphabetti Theatre for 3 nights only.
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5β7 March 2026
πΆ βHauntingly beautifulβ¦ intensely moving.β
π www.northeasttheatreguide.co.uk/2025/07/prev...
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Wednesday 16 July at @alphabettitheatre.bsky.social!
Brighton's psych punk legend @dezdareriffs.bsky.social with Sha Rivari & the Maybes and Super Burner π₯
π Tickets available from as little as Β£ 3!
Book now via www.alphabettitheatre.co.uk/dezdare-shar...
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Applications close TOMORROW, get yours in while you still can!
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Preview: Magic & Sex at Newcastle Alphabetti
πͺπ₯ Magic, mayhem, and a touch of mischief!
Kathryn Haywood brings her hilarious new show Magic & Sex to @alphabettitheatre.bsky.social for Newcastle Fringe.
ποΈ Donβt miss it: July 31, 5pm
π Newcastle
π Preview: www.northeasttheatreguide.co.uk/2025/07/prev...
06.07.2025 19:10 β π 0 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
Poster for Lort Burn Specials event at Alphabetti Theatre in Newcastle on 4th July. Featuring a Q&A with railway engineer and author Gareth Dennis, readings from Yara Rodrigues Fowler, Lyndsey Ayre and Jake Trelease, and live music from Lucy Valentine.
Just a week and a half until our second outing at @alphabettitheatre.bsky.social in Newcastle.
Rail engineer @garethdennis.bsky.social will be discussing his book with @leighsus.bsky.social, as well as so much more!
Tickets are moving, so don't wait!
ποΈ www.alphabettitheatre.co.uk/lortburnspec...
25.06.2025 06:28 β π 6 π 7 π¬ 1 π 4
Tickets are already moving for our second event.
We'll be asking @garethdennis.bsky.social about railways and his latest book.
Plus readings from local authors and live music.
Come to @alphabettitheatre.bsky.social on Friday 4th July.
Tickets: www.alphabettitheatre.co.uk/lortburnspec...
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Our Alphabetti family is expanding! Weβre looking for a creative and strategic Marketing & Communications Manager to help shape the voice of our award-winning fringe theatre.
We can't wait to hear from you!
www.alphabettitheatre.co.uk/jobs
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FRIDAY 4TH JULY.
LORT BURN SPECIALS RETURNS.
A Q&A with rail engineer and author @garethdennis.bsky.social plus live music and readings from others.
At @alphabettitheatre.bsky.social in Newcastle.
Tickets here: www.alphabettitheatre.co.uk/lortburnspec...
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Check this out people @alphabettitheatre.bsky.social this weekend written by one of our former Associate Artists @oliviahannah.bsky.social (writer of Braids that we staged in 2021). Find out more & book at www.alphabettitheatre.co.uk/shitlifecrisis
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Queer Planet | Alphabetti
Have just become aware of this miraculous event at @alphabettitheatre.bsky.social and can only recommend that all nature lovers attend www.alphabettitheatre.co.uk/queerplanet?...
29.05.2025 13:57 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
Newcastle Fringe Festival returns this Summer! Bringing a sizzling showcase of theatre, music, comedy, cabaret, family shows, dance, & more to the city from 22 July to 2 Aug. Full line-up here: newcastlefringe.co.uk/what-s-on
@alphabettitheatre.bsky.social @thecumberlandarms.bsky.social
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Thanks for your kind words! We're so glad you enjoyed it!
22.05.2025 14:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Poster for Grounded
Enjoyed Grounded @alphabettitheatre.bsky.social - moving two hander exploring grief and family during the height of the pandemic, deftly capturing that strange, liminal time
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Newcastle's occasional night of books, politics and culture at @alphabettitheatre.bsky.social
digging countercultural modernism from its grave and watching it punch a police horse in the face outside St James' Park
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