Stephen Slack

He’s a criminal mastermind. It’ll all be part of the plan.

That tit and his tariffs.

Are they toetectors?

Best pub in Chester at the moment. Lovely place.

He’s a criminal mastermind. That’s all you need to know.

Btw he’s in the top 200 WORLDWIDE with that team.

Also, I’d be friggin top if I hadn’t naively invited criminal mastermind, ‘Shoegazer’ to take part.

It’s no accident I’m second and you’re sixteenth.

Did it go for a boundary though?

The great news is that brother was found in Kelsall just before 10pm (3°C) and is now safely home. Thank you so much to everyone who had expressed concern, shared and in many cases searched .. so much appreciated.

My brother Garry has dementia and is currently lost somewhere in the Chester area. If anyone should spot him please call the police on 999. We'd appreciate reposts. @shitchester.bsky.social

You have to take the ruff with the smooth mate.

Chia seeds, sea buckthorn and manuka honey.

I’m in a quandary now. I’d hate to have to admit it was the correct decision.

At least you’ve triple captained Gabriel… oh hang on

People seem in awe of the snowboarders in the Rich Kid games, but I’ve successfully completed a ‘backside 1080’ loads of times on the way home from the ale house.

I wonder if these 'being sacked' specialists are earning more than managers who actually win stuff.

Dinah May.

Yer ma. Obviously.

Already in bed.

You are collect.

You haven’t a clue.

I think he was Chinese.

I remember that. Didn’t we have tiffin at half-time?

Definitely the correct decision in the Liverpool game. What happened?

Surely safe from relegation now.

Get in there! #UTFT

No stilt men. What kind of an opening ceremony is this?

Those sausages are still grunting!

I love the curling. There, I’ve said it.