Stephen Slack

If anyone's looking for me at #GBBF today, I'm the middle-aged white man in the beer-themed t-shirt.

Used to be pink.

Not surprised. It’s bloody brilliant. Get yourself a platter of sea urchins. *slurps*

When John Lydon finally carks it, I wonder if the Coldstream guards will play the Sex Pistols God Save the Queen?

How did you guess?

Good stuff.

Gravy mayonnaise is a thing.

Nice day at the cricket. Now for some poncey beer in a railway arch.

I’ve been on a 147 too. Missed the first red.

Studded skunk skin cod piece, inside out. Again.

Is Trump presenting it?

That’s some fighting spirit. #Lionesses

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Chapeau ITV for so many years of excellent coverage of the TDF. You'll be missed

Tit.

‘Gate keeping’. Jesus Christ! *voms*

Any more news on that one? Heard some grizzly rumours.

Moyes has deliberately engineered this to put pressure on the owners to deliver on his transfer targets. Oh yes. *taps nose*

Moyes out.

Any more news on that Eccleston crash? Looks like the car was driven straight on at the T junction into a sandstone wall. Can't work out how that could've happened by accident.

Haven’t got Sky. Fortunately, by the sound of it.

Have you got a link?

Pants got some balls.

#noevilkopitemingsnerdtogger is now live. League Code for new players is wm0our. Please repost, we could do with some new blood. And remember, RULES ARE RULES.

Just read the story.

Bicycle?

Shit, where?

I’ve not heard anything. Will ask around in the pub tonight.

Sorry mate, missed this - been in Stockport all day. What’s been happening?

Mark Francois doing alright in the darts.