@alphapupkodak.bsky.social
Photographer | BDSM Enthusiast |
Itโs moshinโ time!!
01.11.2025 21:12 โ ๐ 48 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0So these are mirrorless full frames. They just have a retro look.
29.10.2025 14:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I had something similar. The red ring of death era was an absolute shit show for Microsoft.
28.10.2025 18:20 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Iโm like SpongeBob looking at these retro looking Nikons.
I donโt need it.
I donโt need it.
I DEFINITELY donโt need it.
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Only real OGโs will know.
23.10.2025 15:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The Louvre robbers have a chance to do something hysterical on Antiques Roadshow.
22.10.2025 20:52 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Said the beta pup.
22.10.2025 13:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Me and Who?
21.10.2025 22:05 โ ๐ 18 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Diapers + Gaming are what god intended.
Battlefield 6 release weekend and I don't even need to get up to pee.
Big bully! ๐
09.10.2025 21:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0New hobby. Go to republican gatherings. Get photos of every homophobic shit bag on grindr and sniffles then out them like theyโve been doing to queer and left leaning folks.
Fight fire with dick pics.
Me: Your punishment is to write lines!
Brat: Ooooh so scary!
Me: 150 lines of things you love about yourself.
Brat: Wait. . .
Listen bro, me and the boys have been talking, and we really feel like you should be back in diapers. Next time we all get together, you need to either show up in a diaper or show up prepared to be put in one. We're gonna watch some vids on how to change a baby so you don't stay wet too long.
17.08.2025 01:15 โ ๐ 568 ๐ 78 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 1
Poor tyke โค๏ธ๐ถ
@pakun.bsky.social
For everyone wanting the video of @lilprincepatch.bsky.social waddling around the wine aisle ๐คญ
03.08.2025 18:44 โ ๐ 101 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0And my hearts meltinโ
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Heโs got that swagger.
More like that WADDLE!!
@lilprincepatch.bsky.social browsing the adult juice aisle.
The last 60 Minutes of The Return of the King are just "Oh you think you're done crying? THINK AGAIN!" on repeat.
28.07.2025 04:57 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0If you eat a d20. You become a really slow dice tower.
25.07.2025 15:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0So much yes.
24.07.2025 14:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If you don't already, watch Colbert. He is a man with no more f*cks left to give. And it's glorious.
Check out this song parody from last night's show: Mike Johnson Delays House Epstein Vote Until September
You'd be that guy for sure! ๐
20.07.2025 17:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
My petition to @abuniverse.com for my burrowing owl friends as the next peekabu mascot. Theyโre made for it.
20.07.2025 15:51 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
Which is better?
#chastity #strapon #nsfw #gay
My MAGA relative was bemoaning that nobody ever has patriotic art in their home anymore.
She wasn't please when I showed her what I ordered to rectify that.
When you sniff your handlerโs crotch at the wrong party and now your invite to game night has been revoked.
#GoodBoyGoneBad
