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Stephanie

@masterchiefbong.bsky.social

1997. she/they. Queer af. Momma. Stoner. PC Gamer. I work in restaurants! SWer rights are human rights. Anti-sanity, we're all mad here. Minors, please don't interact! TX, OH, MI, MD, NY

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sheeesh forgot to get on here! hi y'all! How were your holidays? ❀️

06.01.2026 08:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Laughing at Innie/Outie jokes like, 3 years late >>>

08.06.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I also just started watching Severance!

03.06.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

also I finally understand the gif now lmao

03.06.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really liked it! Which Batman movie should I watch next? This was my first, I don't know much.

03.06.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching The Dark Knight (2008) for the first time ever. Idk why I thought Harvey Dent was a real person lol.

03.06.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A large group of humans is called a fuck that.

25.05.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 217    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 9
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Here's how to REALLY offend a paleontologist πŸ¦΄πŸ¦•

#GameChanger / @GianmarcoSoresi.bsky.social

21.05.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2795    πŸ” 273    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 18

[MAY 23 UPDATE]

$900 NEEDED BY 5/27

$400 - Storage fees (2 months late). If I don’t pay soon I loose ALL my earthly possessions.

$300 - End of month bills

$200 - Food

βœŠπŸΏπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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23.05.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 5
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cash.app/$LoveNiki

23.05.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hi king!

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my fiancΓ© and I (a t4t couple) are still trying to raise funds for a deposit on a new apt (goal is 1K) as we try to leave a threatening + abusive environment; and anything helps πŸ₯ΉπŸ«ΆπŸ½

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thank you πŸ«‚

23.05.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Donate to Hexana's transition fund, organized by Hexana Dietrich It's me, Hexana. I'm a musician in Glasgow and I've been out for a few years and found a … Hexana Dietrich needs your support for Hexana's transition fund

my friend only needs Β£230 to start her transition, after years of waiting for NHS treatment!

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23.05.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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The owner of OnlyFans is reportedly in talks to sell the company to investor group at about $8 billion value

23.05.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 133    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 29

it costs way less money to take care of the public than it does perpetuating war and violence around the globe. public services are cheaper than bombs.

23.05.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 184    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

use the good plates, wear your new dress, don't save the things you think & feel for cards & holidays

17.05.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

1 in 7 companies admit yielding to the pressure to get rid of DEI was a mistake and trying to run it back. That number will increase over time.

17.05.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 227    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 10
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TAKE AWAY QUAN MILLZ PEN AND PAPER AND PUT HIM IN PRISON!!!!!!!

17.05.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 6

A restaurant called β€œDon’t fill up on that” where all we serve are the free bread courses from other restaurants. Cheddar Bay biscuits, chips and salsa, brown bread from Outback, breadsticks from the Olive Garden, and the servers are always all β€œnow don’t fill up on this” and we all laugh and laugh

13.05.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 8676    πŸ” 740    πŸ’¬ 242    πŸ“Œ 86
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I'd quit this job and have fun till I find another.

14.05.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Stephanie is sitting in a red convertible Corvette Stingray. She wears a purple dress, big square-framed sunglasses, red lipstick, and gold hoop earrings

Stephanie is sitting in a red convertible Corvette Stingray. She wears a purple dress, big square-framed sunglasses, red lipstick, and gold hoop earrings

Had an awesome Mother's Day, hope you did, too!

13.05.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

me in the broom closet at work: I'm in the broom-broom room.

09.05.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

um, isn't that the point of God? you beg him to speak to you and then he finally does?

08.05.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#MusicSky 🀣🀣🀣

08.05.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 10638    πŸ” 871    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 102
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Tonight’s Most Enthusiastic Dinner Guest is Jens! He was First!

08.05.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

do his chomps hurt?

08.05.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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