kayfabe jones

kayfabe jones

@theliesofbryan.bsky.social

Interested in words. Neurodiversity. Kindness. Creativity. Owned by a cat. Late diagnosed autistic. AEW fan. They/them. "Fix your hearts or die."

1,466 Followers 1,036 Following 5,235 Posts Joined Aug 2023
18 minutes ago

"divine dominion"

now THAT'S a tag team name 👀

#AEWRevolution 🤼

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22 minutes ago

woman's tag title match is in a bit of a death spot after that

#AEWRevolution 🤼

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25 minutes ago

"what i want, bruv. is like weapon x shit. like fucking lasars going off everywhere. and loads of red light. and i'm in this fucking ... this fucking tank. masked up. having all these fucking flashbacks"

exactly how creative went on that video package

#AEWRevolution 🤼

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8 hours ago

shouldn't be too surprised by that debut

she's got an upcoming fight to promote. and she's REALLY on the outs with tko these days

#AEWRevolution 🤼

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9 hours ago

the transformation of marina shafir from her aew debut to now:

nothing short of incredible

#AEWRevolution 🤼

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9 hours ago

aew babyfaces = bleeding in front of their (v. young) children

#AEWRevolution 🤼

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9 hours ago

d'awww 💕

the young bucks have brought the whole tasselly family

#AEWRevolution 🤼

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10 hours ago

bald johnny tv out there looking like saudi comeback hbk

#AEWRevolution 🤼

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15 hours ago

and sometimes. "smack it" is actually a solution

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16 hours ago

jim lipton: incredibly serious teacher of dramatic acting

also jim lipton: *is silly little guy*

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19 hours ago

the note of desperation (intentional or otherwise) pops me every time 🤼

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23 hours ago

stat might have awoken things in a few people there 😳

(take your pick:

the wardrobe or the whipping)

#AEWCollision 🤼

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1 day ago

couple of years ago. but i literally turned around and he was like that

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1 day ago

long term storytelling in 3 static images

when wrestling is good. it's the best

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3 days ago
The 3 Hangman/MJF PPV posters side by side.

The first shows MJF in Hangman’s head. The second shows Hangman in MJF’s head. The third shows them both, minds clear, staring each other down, symbolizing that the seriousness of Texas Death removes all mind games from the situation.

This is true art, man.

And it’s for posters about an annoying jackass and a cowboy pretending to fight.

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1 day ago

main, bandit

MAIN 😶

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1 day ago
a human's unmade bed. no large tuxedo cat can easily be seen crouching under the sheets

he was here a minute ago

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1 day ago

"you tell him [son/hen/bro/queen/my liege*]"

*delete as appropriate

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1 day ago

compare the ages of wwe's upper mid-card to main event scene with their aew equivalent

(especially on the men's side)

aew is just ... so much younger 🤼

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1 day ago

there a literal guy yoshihiro asai

(not the ultimate dragon, mid-90s wcw announcers)

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1 day ago

wwe paid a lot of anderson and gallows money* in the late-2010s

*contracts for wrestlers they could care less about. so they can't work elsewhere

#AEW 🤼

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1 day ago

johnny tv and a returning jake doyle:

jake something and johnny somebody

(i'll see myself out)

#AEW 🤼

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1 day ago

i used to stand staring at the box covers in the horror section

no bad horror film could ever have been as good as they were in my head

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1 day ago

how have you persisted for this long without The Vitamin

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1 day ago

instant childhood videostore nostalgia

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2 days ago

the look that normies give when they hear their 1st mike patton = 🤗

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2 days ago

dayYET

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2 days ago

if you think of x-pac as a puppygirl

everything about the attitude era makes sense

#wrestlesky 🤼

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2 days ago

see also: 1999 wcw

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2 days ago

oops. literally just poured 6× the intended amount of vokda

pray for me

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