Kyle Broflovski

I’m sure he will forgive you if you apologise. I should apologise to him too, but I don’t think he wants anything to do with me.

No, it’s not. Give it time, and you’ll be friends again.

Well, either way, I hope it can be fixed.

Try not to be too hard on him. He only did it because he loves me.

I cost Butters his friendship with Andy.

Fair enough.

So?

No, no, no. I insist. [gets his chequebook out and writes a cheque for $100] Here.

We said we were sorry. If you want your money back, you can have it.

Butters, it’s okay, I’ll handle it.

What do YOU want?!

[hugs him back, still crying] You’re right, it’s not.

[starts crying]

Why? No one would miss me.

I wanna jump out of the hospital window.

I’m sorry, Stan. I shouldn’t have done this. [starts crying]

A little dizzy.

Oh Stan, I’m so glad you’re here.

[hugs him back, starts crying] I won’t, I swear.

I’m sorry. It’s just everything that Craig said really upset me. For years, me, Stan and Kenny have had to deal with his animosity, and I finally snapped. I couldn’t take it anymore.

Oh, yeah. I remember. I ate a whole candy bar, and that triggered it.

What happened?

[wakes up] Where am I? Butters?

[eats a whole candy bar, triggering a diabetic seizure]

So I’m the fucking cunt all of a sudden?

Oh, thank you! [hugs him] Thank you!

Yeah, we should, even though I really don’t wanna talk to him right now.

Hey…please don’t cry, Butters. You don’t have to put yourself in this situation just to defend me.

Alright, I’m sorry.