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Terry’s chocolate orange with the Lament Configuration

Terry’s chocolate orange with the Lament Configuration

Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I just found this puzzle box inside a Terry’s chocolate orange, played with it for a moment, and a gang of black-clad, heavily pierced extra-dimensional beings showed up saying they have such sights to show me. Be safe.

30.10.2025 13:22 — 👍 500    🔁 181    💬 14    📌 6

I just donated $50 to the greater Boston food bank. if you match my donation to your local charity I will send you a personal picture of my son

26.10.2025 16:02 — 👍 1722    🔁 415    💬 143    📌 64
From the Wired article "Spit On, Sworn At, and Undeterred: What It’s Like to Own a Cybertruck" - interviews with seven Cybertruck owners. 

One of them is Russ Taylor from CA. Excerpt from his interview:

QUESTION: How do you feel about becoming a political lightning rod?

Taylor: "People occasionally just flip [me] off or whatever, but nobody's come up to me and tried to make a statement about anything. Personally, it's kind of dumb. It's just a vehicle. So it's ironic that it would even become a political statement, but nonetheless it is."

[Editor’s note: Taylor was arrested and convicted of conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack on the Capitol. He was later pardoned by President Trump.]

From the Wired article "Spit On, Sworn At, and Undeterred: What It’s Like to Own a Cybertruck" - interviews with seven Cybertruck owners. One of them is Russ Taylor from CA. Excerpt from his interview: QUESTION: How do you feel about becoming a political lightning rod? Taylor: "People occasionally just flip [me] off or whatever, but nobody's come up to me and tried to make a statement about anything. Personally, it's kind of dumb. It's just a vehicle. So it's ironic that it would even become a political statement, but nonetheless it is." [Editor’s note: Taylor was arrested and convicted of conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack on the Capitol. He was later pardoned by President Trump.]

This Editor's Note is pure gold

16.10.2025 13:32 — 👍 56    🔁 15    💬 1    📌 2

first of all no. second of all fuck you

16.10.2025 17:20 — 👍 501    🔁 70    💬 29    📌 2
14.10.2025 21:22 — 👍 9996    🔁 4724    💬 25    📌 15

I had a good time with my friend!!!!! Meet a perfectly functional lesbian relationship!

07.10.2025 19:32 — 👍 93    🔁 19    💬 1    📌 0
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The Food That Makes You Gay Too many people grow up fearing what food might reveal about themselves. Maybe it’s time we embrace self-discovery.

Now that it's been a few days, I wanted to share some of my favorite pieces I wrote for Eater over the 6+ years I was there. First off, I got to write a lot about the intersection of food and queerness, culminating in this piece that got me a JBFA nomination www.eater.com/24162871/foo...

18.08.2025 16:25 — 👍 453    🔁 117    💬 3    📌 12

there are people I've been riffing online with for the better part of a decade and i don't know a damn thing about their personal lives and i think that's kind of beautiful

18.08.2025 22:40 — 👍 146    🔁 15    💬 6    📌 0
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VILE: Exhumed may be banned for sale, but I refuse to let that stop people from playing the game.

It’s now available, for free, at WWW.VILEISBANNED.COM

Please share the site, share the game, and fuck anyone who tries to control storytelling and expression.

05.08.2025 17:06 — 👍 2572    🔁 1466    💬 44    📌 72

Once again, the defining characteristic of RETVRN types is a total inability to distinguish fantasy from reality, which is why 90% of their references to an idealized past are movies, TV shows, or magazine ads.

Wonder why they’re all really excited about AI!

21.07.2025 14:07 — 👍 420    🔁 54    💬 8    📌 0

I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Montaha. Montaha is 25 and recently completed her studies to be a doctor. She is living in a tent trying to help her whole family including her siblings Mohammed, 8, Dana, 11. Shaza, 15, Dalia, 18, Helen, 20, Amr, 22, Fadel, 23 and Abdul, 26.

07.07.2025 08:54 — 👍 128    🔁 155    💬 8    📌 6

Not at all, he sounds truly awful!!

30.06.2025 07:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hard to think of a film I want less than an Aaron Sorkin written and directed Social Network sequel

25.06.2025 20:39 — 👍 19    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning Drowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect.

Thanks for the reminder @janemunday.bsky.social. Every summer, I repost this article DROWNING DOES NOT LOOK LIKE DROWNING. To date, I know of FOUR kids who were saved after someone who'd clicked on the link learnt how to spot actual drowning. Take time to read and pass on.

slate.com/technology/2...

19.06.2025 16:21 — 👍 5632    🔁 4841    💬 112    📌 354

Oh my god, that's terrifying. So glad you're all alright

20.06.2025 01:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Behind the scenes photos from ‘BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN’

Returning to theaters later this month for its 20th anniversary.

18.06.2025 23:10 — 👍 300    🔁 46    💬 4    📌 8
diego luna and gael garcia bernal (now sporting graying hair and a big beard) palling around with bert and ernie from sesame street, diego is dressed like bert and bernal is dressed like ernie

diego luna and gael garcia bernal (now sporting graying hair and a big beard) palling around with bert and ernie from sesame street, diego is dressed like bert and bernal is dressed like ernie

was looking up pics of diego luna, as one does, and had somehow missed this

11.06.2025 17:35 — 👍 1221    🔁 193    💬 15    📌 28
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NEW: The UK is 'currently' hosting and training soldiers from the Israel Defense Forces despite genocide allegations, a Labour minister has admitted

Read more on this story: www.thenational.scot/news/2...

12.06.2025 08:21 — 👍 155    🔁 148    💬 22    📌 44
Person dressed as a knight with a trans flag and a cape with a trans flag shield that says “Trans Knights are human Knights”

Person dressed as a knight with a trans flag and a cape with a trans flag shield that says “Trans Knights are human Knights”

This absolute icon at Canterbury Pride 🩷🤍🩵

07.06.2025 12:18 — 👍 16993    🔁 5248    💬 76    📌 119

Saw the image before I saw who tweeted it and thought this was a warning about dodgy pills

08.06.2025 05:10 — 👍 29    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
Respond to the EHRC consultation together! With Katy Montgomerie and Dr Ruth Pearce ❤️
YouTube video by Katy Montgomerie Respond to the EHRC consultation together! With Katy Montgomerie and Dr Ruth Pearce ❤️

If you're a British trans person or ally I really think you MUST fill in the EHRC consultation on whether to segregate trans people from society

If you need a hand doing that, @notrightruth.bsky.social and I will be doing a respond together live stream Tuesday 8pm!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wfw...

08.06.2025 11:29 — 👍 346    🔁 140    💬 10    📌 15

Pride is all about inclusion… but any event without masking is not inclusive of disabled and chronically ill people.

Mask up for Pride! Make it fun! Get a mask chain or colourful stickers.

Now more than ever we must protect one another, and masking is community care.

02.06.2025 04:16 — 👍 529    🔁 192    💬 4    📌 1

game devs i don't care how rude and insulting you name the "easy baby loser story mode" i'm still gonna play it and not feel bad about it for one second

14.05.2025 17:31 — 👍 2274    🔁 355    💬 35    📌 41
A business woman in a grey skirt suit, pointing a rifle at a boxy 90s PC

A business woman in a grey skirt suit, pointing a rifle at a boxy 90s PC

trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app

26.04.2025 21:30 — 👍 22908    🔁 7523    💬 81    📌 140
Drop (2025)

Drop (2025)

#nw 📱

11.04.2025 14:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A small black cat with big green eyes is sitting in a pinkish bathtub. She’s holding one end of a cotton swab in her mouth and the rest of it is dangling from her lip like a cigarette

A small black cat with big green eyes is sitting in a pinkish bathtub. She’s holding one end of a cotton swab in her mouth and the rest of it is dangling from her lip like a cigarette

Sativa loves to play with q-tips (she steals them right out of the box) and it is so so so important that you see how she carries them around, like a little cigarette

22.03.2025 12:59 — 👍 6758    🔁 805    💬 11    📌 48
Grand Theft Hamlet (2025)

Grand Theft Hamlet (2025)

#nw 🔫

21.02.2025 12:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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