@returnofthegoth.bsky.social
“The chances of finding out what’s really going on in the universe are so remote, the only thing to do is hang the sense of it and keep yourself occupied.” - Slartibartfast
Gotta steal that oil, yo ho!
11.12.2025 06:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is a weed thought if ever there was one
03.12.2025 20:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yep, but it’s a baby one
03.12.2025 20:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Totally agree. An evil character through and through
02.12.2025 01:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yeah just waiting in the hospital for answers. It’s been eight days
20.11.2025 21:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0And FUCK cancer
17.11.2025 02:05 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Hey @gratefuldavid.bsky.social I think it’s time for another
17.11.2025 02:04 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I think one of the worst insults you can hurl is “raggedy ass”
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Bruh
17.11.2025 01:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Magic the Gathering for the win
15.11.2025 04:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My mom watches Big Bang Theory every night. I didn’t realize until now how annoying every character is
12.11.2025 01:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Laugh tracks have never made up for mediocre jokes
12.11.2025 00:36 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I’m surprised it took him this long for pardons
10.11.2025 22:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Before cancer, my girlfriend and I went to a really nice restaurant in town. I got the steak and truffle fries
Steak was amazing, fries were gross
Food take: truffles are gross. All that money to taste more like feet than Fritos
01.11.2025 19:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Here’s to many more years for both of us!!
30.10.2025 13:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yesterday was the 100th day since my cancer diagnosis, and 101 days since I nearly died on my bathroom floor from internal bleeding
In the words of Sir Elton, “I’m still standing”
When Donald Trump says “low IQ” he means n***** and I hate him for it
28.10.2025 22:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve seen a lot of “he’s building a bunker” and y’all…
You don’t build a secret bunker where people can take photos of every stage of construction. Trump might be that stupid but the people around him aren’t
Abusers stand together every time
23.10.2025 21:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0C3 felt very forced, at least what I saw
23.10.2025 15:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I genuinely do not care about the ballroom, especially in light of everything else he’s done
22.10.2025 23:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m convinced Rachel Maddow doesn’t have any friends with ADHD because they’d all be telling her to stop repeating phrases and stop using unnecessarily long pauses and just get to the point
21.10.2025 21:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It isn’t covert if we know about it 🤨
15.10.2025 20:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Android: turn alarm volume up in the alarms
iOS: sound and haptics > ringtone and alerts
This is yet another reason iOS is NOT intuitive and remains an inferior product
I’m keeping my iPhone because it’s paid off by this was the worst phone decision I’ve ever made. I miss my Pixel
Wow he’s finally right about something
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I still exist!
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