twink diesel

thinking about how if i had started listening to dumpster baby when it was relatable for me i would be a whole ass different person rn

years of repression busted by Dexter's sister
fuck me

watching dexter and for the first time in years i got hit with the feeling of wanting to be a woman and body envy seeing jennifer carpenter

i wish i was smoking weed

🐕‍🦺

Fuckin same dude

California license plate with text "GAY".

Customer: (not on record)
DMV: ?

Verdict: ACCEPTED

naked anime women

A tuxedo cat lying on the floor, looking up with gentle eyes as if saying “come chill with me.”

Come chill with me :3

wont see my girl for two weeks, ordered her a rose toy

every woman drawn by q hayashida is goals

love to see a queen winning

Two high school girls from different schools are sitting on a blue bench; both are eating ice cream.

More Cybergirlfriends

fanart of jill stingray

Jill takin' the night off to just feel the breeze for a minute~ 🚬🏙

bsky is so cool i wish it had a repost feature

people joke about adhd poster brain but it's genuinely fucked up to be cumming your brains out and still have half your brain free associating like a pinball machine

Bridget!

A tuxedo cat wearing a frilly black and white apron-style outfit, sitting upright and looking formal, with a noticeably big round head.

The fanciest… and the biggest head :3

Two bunnies are sitting on a small blanket on a rooftop, looking up at the stars- except that they are in a bright-lit city, with old-fashioned architecture, so it's unlikely that they see any actual stars. Nevertheless, they point up at the sky at the stars that might be there

Daily bunny no.3069 thinks they see a star

positively enormous breasts from japanese animated media

absolutely massive anime titties

SKWEEZY JIBBS MY SONS ZOOM CLASS WAS RAGGIN ON HIM 4 WEARIN PINK SO I DYED MY HAIR 2 SHOW HIM BOYS CAN WEAR PINK 2 BUT NOW MY WHOLE BATHROOM IS STAINED PINK IT STRAIGHT UP LOOKS LIKE I SLAUGHTERED A JIGGLYPUFF IN MY TUB

one of the best guys

i got hi hats straight up melting my frontal lobe

listening to cloud rap on wired earbuds cuz i left my skullcandies at home got me feeling like the main character

shout out to all my shoes that i wore down to the point my feet were visible