Madeleine Begun Kane

Thanks! And thanks so much for sharing it!

LOL!

Happy #DST?

I’ve been told to “Spring forward!” Can’t do!
With my knees? Are you kidding? I’m through:
No more jumping and running
And springing! I’m shunning
Such acts. You mean “clock movement?” Whew!

#DaylightSavings #DST2026 #Sleep #Insomnia #Time #Clocks #Limerick #Limericks #Humor #Poetry

Thanks!

An #acrostic #limerick for a change of pace:

Come one and come all to this site:
Oaths are sworn here, and litigants fight.
Understand that our laws
Rest on humans with flaws,
Tilting justice t’wards those who have might.

#VssDaily #COURT #Limericks #Humor #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Poems

I always have that same experience. Neither side ever wants me because:
1. I'm a lawyer (retired.)
2. I was the victim of a violent crime.
3. I write humor, and my topics include the law, lawyers and judges.

Alas, there's no upper age limit in New York.
Thanks for sharing my verse!

A quatrain, for a change of pace:

A jury duty notice
has alas come in my mail.
I'm on call to serve next Monday, so...
I predict snow, sleet, and hail.

#vssdaily #Court #Jury #JuryDuty #Winter #Weather #Law #Lawyers #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #Writing

LOL!

(Note: James is fictitious!)

An obnoxious old drummer named James
Enjoyed lawsuits & filing false claims.
He would wear people down,
Till he sued the wrong "clown."
He's been drummed out of town; life in flames.

#vssdaily #Claim #Law #Limerick #Limericks #Humor #Writing #Poetry #LightVerse #Poems

Oy!

Here's another of my limericks celebrating National Grammar Day:

Since today's National Grammar Day, I'm sharing one of my celebratory limericks:

The very scary thing is that Trump manages to make Dubya look good.

Thanks very much for sharing several of my limericks!

An ambitious young woman named Kyle
Found her trend-setting efforts a trial.
One fall #evening, she freaked
When this fashion news leaked:
Her new gown was no longer in style.

#DailyHaikuPrompt #Evening #Limerick #Limericks #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Poem #Writing #Influencers

Surely Trump Tariff money will easily cover it. LOL!

Good for Spain!!

How insulting to the U.N.!

You are absolutely right!

True indeed. I wanted to reference a few other motivations, including the Epstein files. But alas, adding more verses felt like (pardon the expression) overkill. :)

Thanks very much!

Why did Trump start a Middle East war? Was it boredom? A penchant for gore? A great need to distract From his failures? The fact That The Donald’s insane to his core? Or perhaps Trump is feeling the urgency To declare a big wartime emergency, Become Czar by decree, Make the sane people flee… And destroy any pro-Dem resurgency. © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com

A Madman's Motivations (2-Verse Limerick)
#Trump #Iran #Mideast #War #Limerick #Limericks #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Resist #USPOL #USPolitics #Pentagon #Hegseth #Politics
www.madkane.com/madness/2026...

Great idea!

Thanks!

Sometimes it's fun to play with misdirection. (Hopefully all of my readers read to the end of it. :) )

LOL!

LOL!

Hahaha
The last time I heard that word, Agnew said it here:

"SPIRO AGNEW: Ultra-liberalism today translates into a whimpering isolationism in foreign policy, a mulish obstructionism in domestic policy, and a pusillanimous pussyfooting on the critical issue of law and order."

LOL!

LOL! I can certainly relate!