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Madeleine Begun Kane

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#Humor #Writer, #Political #Poet: #Limericks, #Haiku, #Rhyme Limerick-Off Host, Robert Benchley Society Humor Award Winner, Retired #Lawyer & #Musician, based in #NYC. #Leguminati #OG #Blogger & still at it here: http://www.madkane.com/

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Hubby Mark, sitting across from me at our dining room table, suddenly yelled "NO!"

I presume he was speaking to his iPhone. But for a moment there, I wondered if we owned a dog.

#LifeWithMarkAndMadeleine #LifeWithMadeleineAndMark
#Marriage #Technology

02.12.2025 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LOL!

02.12.2025 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lovely!

02.12.2025 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A fellow who's rarely sincere
Has duped many peers in his sphere.
He pulls off this feat
By masking deceit
Via #suaveness ... and way too much beer.

#vss365 #Suave #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Scams #Cons #Scammers #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Poems #PoetryCommunity #Writing

02.12.2025 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LOL! That happens to me almost every year. (I also find a couple of used tissues. Ugh!!)

01.12.2025 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I hear tell that itโ€™s healthy and sage
To be sanguine, no matter your age.
But sanguineous Trump
Turned me into a grump,
So I often turn reddish with rage.

ยฉ Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com

I hear tell that itโ€™s healthy and sage To be sanguine, no matter your age. But sanguineous Trump Turned me into a grump, So I often turn reddish with rage. ยฉ Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com

Here's the image version of my "Sanguinity Challenges" #limerick:
www.madkane.com/madness/2025...

#HaikuChallenge #Sanguine #Poetry #Limericks #WordPlay #LimerickSunday #Humor #Humour #MicroPoetry #Trump #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Writing

30.11.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OY! Not fun at all!

30.11.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hear tell that it's healthy and sage
To be #sanguine, no matter your age.
But #sanguineous #Trump
Turned me into a grump,
So I often turn reddish with rage.

#HaikuChallenge #Sanguine #Poetry #Limericks #WordPlay #LimerickSunday #Humor #Humour #MicroPoetry #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Writing

30.11.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My pleasure!

30.11.2025 08:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good one!

30.11.2025 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LOL!

30.11.2025 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LOL! Nice misdirection!

30.11.2025 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Today's topic is 'mind over #matter,'"
Said the prof. "Kindly cease all your chatter."
"Make us stop with your mind,"
A young smart-aleck whined.
He was kicked out (hind first) with a clatter.

#vss365 #Matters #Brain #Psychology #Philosophy #Limericks #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #Poems

29.11.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Thanks so much! And thanks for sharing it!
I hope you had a good Thanksgiving!

29.11.2025 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LOL!

29.11.2025 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Shorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office

If you're interested in reading the NYT piece that Trump was so upset about, here's a gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...

And here's a story about Trump's reaction to the NYT article:
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...

29.11.2025 07:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LOL! (My husband loves history, so he's a big fan of Ken Burns.)

29.11.2025 06:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LOL! Poor macho-man was tired.

29.11.2025 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Perfect!

29.11.2025 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's tragic!

29.11.2025 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good!

29.11.2025 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd say it's unbelievable. But then everything is believable these days!

29.11.2025 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gee, now who does that remind me of? LOL!

29.11.2025 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So true. Sigh...

29.11.2025 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well done!

29.11.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feel better soon!

29.11.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The FAKE NEWS falsely claims that Iโ€™m aging!
Iโ€™m so youthful, that lie is enraging.
My staminaโ€™s great,
My brain is first-rate,
And Iโ€™m virile, so brace for rampaging.

ยฉ Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com

The FAKE NEWS falsely claims that Iโ€™m aging! Iโ€™m so youthful, that lie is enraging. My staminaโ€™s great, My brain is first-rate, And Iโ€™m virile, so brace for rampaging. ยฉ Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com

Trumpโ€™s very angry about this New York Times article: โ€œShorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office.โ€ Hence my "If #Trump Could Write #Limericks."
www.madkane.com/madness/2025...

#Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Resist #Aging #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Writing

28.11.2025 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks so much for your kind words and for sharing my limerick!

28.11.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LOL!

28.11.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Billy Joel
Elton John
Cher
Bette Midler
New York Philharmonic

28.11.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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