Thanks! And thanks so much for sharing it!
08.03.2026 07:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@madkane.bsky.social
#Humor #Writer, #Political #Poet: #Limericks, #Haiku, #Rhyme Limerick-Off Host, Robert Benchley Society Humor Award Winner, Retired #Lawyer & #Musician, based in #NYC. #Leguminati #OG #Blogger & still at it here: http://www.madkane.com/
Thanks! And thanks so much for sharing it!
08.03.2026 07:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0LOL!
08.03.2026 07:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Happy #DST?
Iβve been told to βSpring forward!β Canβt do!
With my knees? Are you kidding? Iβm through:
No more jumping and running
And springing! Iβm shunning
Such acts. You mean βclock movement?β Whew!
#DaylightSavings #DST2026 #Sleep #Insomnia #Time #Clocks #Limerick #Limericks #Humor #Poetry
Thanks!
07.03.2026 20:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
An #acrostic #limerick for a change of pace:
Come one and come all to this site:
Oaths are sworn here, and litigants fight.
Understand that our laws
Rest on humans with flaws,
Tilting justice tβwards those who have might.
#VssDaily #COURT #Limericks #Humor #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Poems
I always have that same experience. Neither side ever wants me because:
1. I'm a lawyer (retired.)
2. I was the victim of a violent crime.
3. I write humor, and my topics include the law, lawyers and judges.
Alas, there's no upper age limit in New York.
Thanks for sharing my verse!
A quatrain, for a change of pace:
A jury duty notice
has alas come in my mail.
I'm on call to serve next Monday, so...
I predict snow, sleet, and hail.
#vssdaily #Court #Jury #JuryDuty #Winter #Weather #Law #Lawyers #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #Writing
LOL!
05.03.2026 23:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
(Note: James is fictitious!)
An obnoxious old drummer named James
Enjoyed lawsuits & filing false claims.
He would wear people down,
Till he sued the wrong "clown."
He's been drummed out of town; life in flames.
#vssdaily #Claim #Law #Limerick #Limericks #Humor #Writing #Poetry #LightVerse #Poems
Oy!
05.03.2026 02:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Here's another of my limericks celebrating National Grammar Day:
04.03.2026 06:31 β π 22 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Since today's National Grammar Day, I'm sharing one of my celebratory limericks:
04.03.2026 06:26 β π 17 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
The very scary thing is that Trump manages to make Dubya look good.
Thanks very much for sharing several of my limericks!
An ambitious young woman named Kyle
Found her trend-setting efforts a trial.
One fall #evening, she freaked
When this fashion news leaked:
Her new gown was no longer in style.
#DailyHaikuPrompt #Evening #Limerick #Limericks #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Poem #Writing #Influencers
Surely Trump Tariff money will easily cover it. LOL!
02.03.2026 21:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good for Spain!!
02.03.2026 21:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How insulting to the U.N.!
02.03.2026 21:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You are absolutely right!
02.03.2026 21:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0True indeed. I wanted to reference a few other motivations, including the Epstein files. But alas, adding more verses felt like (pardon the expression) overkill. :)
02.03.2026 21:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thanks very much!
02.03.2026 20:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why did Trump start a Middle East war? Was it boredom? A penchant for gore? A great need to distract From his failures? The fact That The Donaldβs insane to his core? Or perhaps Trump is feeling the urgency To declare a big wartime emergency, Become Czar by decree, Make the sane people fleeβ¦ And destroy any pro-Dem resurgency. Β© Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
A Madman's Motivations (2-Verse Limerick)
#Trump #Iran #Mideast #War #Limerick #Limericks #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Resist #USPOL #USPolitics #Pentagon #Hegseth #Politics
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Great idea!
02.03.2026 02:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thanks!
02.03.2026 02:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sometimes it's fun to play with misdirection. (Hopefully all of my readers read to the end of it. :) )
02.03.2026 02:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0LOL!
02.03.2026 02:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0LOL!
02.03.2026 02:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hahaha
The last time I heard that word, Agnew said it here:
"SPIRO AGNEW: Ultra-liberalism today translates into a whimpering isolationism in foreign policy, a mulish obstructionism in domestic policy, and a pusillanimous pussyfooting on the critical issue of law and order."
LOL!
02.03.2026 01:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0LOL! I can certainly relate!
01.03.2026 23:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0