Bayou Writer

Writing three episodes of LitRPG every week is like riding a horse only to have it turn into a racecar in a few months once you've inevitably run out of buffer chapters.

For the record, he has a JD, was a constitutional lawyer for the ADF (rightwing group behind 303 Creative, the Colorado gay cake case, and current conversion therapy one), and was even dean of a law school that never opened (shady).

But also? Claims to have no idea how laws or constitutions work.

Who is crucifying dogs?

Also, what a fucked up verbal tic to pick up from your father. They’ll describe anything that way.

“It was so hot that I drank the Gatorade in one gulp, like a dog.”

“That looks great on you, like a dog.”

“My father didn’t give me enough love and attention, like a dog.”

the president just said the military should overthrow local governments if they want to

the president just said the military should bomb american cities if they want to

the president just said the military should start shooting american civilians if they want to

Look at this dumbass sliding his pistol under his belt

Merrick Garland was one of the most successful Republican Attorneys General in history

the biden administration suspecting and proving that homan would take a bribe and then being unprepared to take the next step and just letting him walk away with $50k for doing nothing is so on the nose it just doesnt feel real

Trump: Jimmy Kimmel, just before announcement of the Best Picture of the Year, felt that he had to respond to a TRUTH put out by me toward the end of the Show. He made a total FOOL of himself, his wife and agent begging him not to do it, while also proving to be one of the Worst Hosts in the History of the Academy Awards. WATCH THE CLIP!

Trump’s latest tweet is about Kimmel.

“He made a total FOOL of himself, his wife and agent begging him not to do it, while also proving to be one of the Worst Hosts in the History of the Academy Awards.”

Not sure cursing in his Tweets is gonna be enough

cops, famous for sending you on about your day real quick like after a routine stop

I’ve had (plenty) of disagreements with Ezra but this is very good and vastly (and correctly) more critical of Schumer and Jeffries than I expected

maybe Dems can’t win a shutdown argument - and if they can’t, after all the time, then those two truly need to go

We all understand the reason for this informant stuff is that it’s long been a Qanon theory, right?

TAPPER: Hepatitis A, whooping cough, & chickenpox cases are rising in Florida. Before you made this decision to lift vaccine mandates, did your dept do any analysis of how many new cases there will be?

LADAPO: Absolutely not

T: You didn't even do a projection?

L: It's an issue of right & wrong

To @govpritzker.illinois.gov:

I understand why you frame your remarks as speaking for Illinois: “Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.”

Well said.

But you’re one of the few rising to the occasion, and the times require more than speaking for your state.

Speak for America.

Screenshot of a tweet from Alina Habba. The tweet reads, "Congratulations Judge Emil Bove 🇺🇸" with a photo of her, Emil Bove, and Todd Blanche.

Some crew to hang out with, when being sworn in as neutral independent judge.

Missouri Begins GOP Gerrymander to Help Trump Rig 2026 Election Read more here.

NEW: Republicans’ national effort to rig the 2026 election and win a GOP majority in Congress landed at a Missouri House committee hearing Thursday as the state became the latest to begin a rare mid-decade redistricting push at President Donald Trump’s urging. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Six year anniversary of this debate of substantive legal issues

Exclusive: RFK Jr. and the White House buried a major study on alcohol and cancer. Here’s what it shows. Kennedy wants to “Make America Healthy Again” — but doesn’t want you to see a report that could do just that.

Exclusive: RFK Jr. and the White House buried a major study on alcohol and cancer. Here’s what it shows.
www.vox.com/health/46008...

We're clear-eyed: Every AI company and investor has massive incentive to hype the most glorious AI case. So the technology might never live up to its promise. But this would require every CEO of America's seven biggest companies to be collectively delusional about where they're spending trillions in combined capital.

wow is it possible for seven people to all be wrong about something?

www.axios.com/2025/09/02/a...

theyre calling it the most embarrassing sentence ever published in a journalistic outlet

I'm calling it -- Donald Trump killed the Epstein story on the right. Prominent MAGA media figures ignored a wave of Epstein news on Tuesday, signaling that Trump’s pressure campaign has paid off with their silence — even as (or, perhaps, because) his own corrupt involvement in the story has grown.

these people are fucking morons and the mainstream “lets just hear them out” bull shit is going to get so many people killed

NEWSMAX: You know there are critics who say 'how can the family be involved with crypto when your dad, the president, is working on legislation.' How do you silence them?

DONALD TRUMP JR: Maybe you shouldn't have tried to sue us into oblivion over nothing. Maybe you shouldn't have tried to jail us

⬇️ The Trump Effect ⬇️

This is a Republican member of Congress giving a press conference in front of signs that say "Trump = Traitor" and "Release the Epstein Files #Pedo47."

Remarkable stuff.

Pretty much the same as being a political researcher

Being a writer means long hours, low pay and no one taking your career seriously, but the good part is that you can be as eccentric as you like and no one minds.

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