M'Kay Ultra

I was once County-faired by two carries at the Eiffel Tower.

I've been listening to a lot of Lana Del Rey lately

Conservative mouths?

Meme of a hand holding an old phone handset with words above that say, “in case nobody’s told you lately.” There is a rainbow coming out of the phone with words on it that say, “nice cock bro”

Pay it forward

The hider after the seeker counts 10:

Stuff, things, AND JUNK?!!

I'm convinced no one under the age of 45 worked on that script.

Ms. Now is a drag pageant for men over 50.

I just learned the MS is for Microsoft?!

"Champagne hangover" sounds like an archaic term for the day after hanging out with gay men for too long.

Why would a wealthy actress who got paid millions of dollars for years to wear terrible clothes and say insipid dialogue give a shit what middle-aged women and gays have to say about her show?

Worldcon has many problems. "Diversity" isn't one of them. Grow up.

People still complaining about Worldcon and still blaming "blue hair nose rings" and "identity politics" is very funny to me. Move on, gurl. Start your own science fiction convention where they only nominate straight white guys who only write Lord of the Rings or whatever it is you want.

Awards shows are the oddest form of American entertainment.

This American Dad/Weapons crossover post just made me laugh the ugliest laugh

Slimey never leaves Sesame Street bc in the Dune world Slimey is a menace.

fictional worms replaced by slimey: thread

Hang this and put it in The Louvre.

Just think - if one million people turned off their wifi for one hour it would save enough electricity to run one ChatGPT data center for ten seconds

Her skill at identifying the most cringe inducing way to do anything is unmatched.

RIP Bernadette

I hate Newsom and think he's scum, but this is very funny.

Top that!

Anytime I see a happy social media couple, my knee-jerk response is to despise them and assume they're going to break up. Then when they do, I am very happy.

my body is rejecting the Gavin Newsom propaganda like a pig heart

every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing

I buy the pre-peeled. They cost a little more, but the time I save is worth it!

Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪