@jaredlwhite.bsky.social
What are you, some kind of tough guy?
Krav maga? More like Jew Jitsu.
29.11.2025 01:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Let me tell you a story about a jumping frog...
And a pot of boiling water.
It looks more like a wealthy circle jerk than anything generational.
24.11.2025 09:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We can blame our adult love of charcuterie on our childhood love of Lunchables.
23.11.2025 13:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is why I love my old truck, bullet proof and ready to rumble.
23.11.2025 13:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Trump looking up, smiling at Mumdani behind the resolute desk.
Bubba?
22.11.2025 08:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A factory floor with a pigeon walking around.
This guy showing up to work at the steel foundry.
22.11.2025 02:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I feel like Clay Higgins was the first republican to vote about the epstien files. And then he sat there, his stomach turning, waiting for someone to follow suit, but they didn't. Fuck that guy.
21.11.2025 09:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You should probably just take the day off.
20.11.2025 14:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Small government is code for unregulated business and banking which is, of course, terrible for 99% of us.
20.11.2025 14:44 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's the only way I feel anything. Don't take this from me.
15.11.2025 08:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0All of them.
14.11.2025 21:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you see this, post a bird.
14.11.2025 03:19 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0This will be my next coffee mug.
12.11.2025 04:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oscar?
Frank?
You're at the jungle.
I need you at paradise city.
My wife says it's paranoia, but I'm still alive, so I'd say it's working.
11.11.2025 22:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0More like Shmanne of Shmreen Shmables.
10.11.2025 22:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not long after I got married, one night my wife asked, "what are you doing?" I said, "watching t.v." She said, "standing up?" I said, "...that's not normal, is it?"
10.11.2025 22:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What I don't understand is, what happened? How do they take no kings day and a literal blue wave and say, "welp, I guess we don't have the people's support." It's mind boggling. And they have to know their time in office is over.
10.11.2025 17:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I bet you were outstanding in your field.
08.11.2025 01:21 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Same. It was good to see real world results. My online consumption is pretty blue, but I live in Missouri, surrounded by red. I feel less alone since Tuesday.
08.11.2025 00:44 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Oh man, remember masks? That was so great. Like a hoodie for your face.
07.11.2025 04:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Eat great shit
07.11.2025 04:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wheedlers gonna wheedle.
07.11.2025 02:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0After watching a compilation of Eric Adams quotes, I do believe he will someday be a republican president.
06.11.2025 07:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0GAME TIME!
03.11.2025 06:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Game Time!
03.11.2025 06:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0G A M E
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