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@clem-a.bsky.social

Aussie mad man/nerd who thinks he is funny, despite all evidence. I like to share positivity and fun things! He/Him ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’™

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So I know I own more than one pair of jeans. I know I do! But can I find a second pair? No! But if I put on comfy pants, then nothing will get done this afternoon! So now I have to wait! Pantless for my jeans to dry

11.09.2025 04:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mate, thatโ€™s going to be some time

30.08.2025 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You did good there! That oneโ€™s a keeper

30.08.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, is that how they work? Iโ€™ve often wondered

30.08.2025 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You should have stolen the Gundam! Youโ€™d make a great pilot!

29.08.2025 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But, I need that to live

29.08.2025 03:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"For selected products only, there's Mastercard."

19.08.2025 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3432    ๐Ÿ” 2108    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

This seems to be an international issue. Itโ€™s also a problem here is Australia. We need to take this to the UN!

06.08.2025 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God, wouldnโ€™t that be nice.

06.08.2025 04:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

100%! Disregarding someoneโ€™s boundaries is however disrespectful. Weird how some people get that backwards

06.08.2025 04:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What the hell is that detail?! Thatโ€™s amazing!

06.08.2025 04:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Strange, but glorious!

06.08.2025 04:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think if he dove off the roof, his neck flaps would open like a sugar glider and he'd land safely in JD's arms below.

05.08.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1137    ๐Ÿ” 141    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 84    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

Competition eliminated

06.08.2025 04:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh? Maybe itโ€™s really โ€œNot so Evil Aliceโ€?

30.07.2025 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds like itโ€™s time for a backyard camping trip!

30.07.2025 07:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, but I recon you laugh your ass off whenever someone falls down a flight of stairs.

30.07.2025 07:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whereโ€™d you go? Middle earth?! Thatโ€™s an amazing picture

30.07.2025 07:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m in my โ€œfrozen pizza for dinnerโ€ era

30.07.2025 07:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow. I now feel super old

30.07.2025 07:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How old we talking?

30.07.2025 07:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whyโ€™d you post the same picture twice?

30.07.2025 07:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I see you too used to be an adventurer

30.07.2025 07:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mate, Iโ€™m happy every day that I donโ€™t live in a country where people can

29.07.2025 07:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Color me shocked. Itโ€™s always the ones you most suspect

28.07.2025 09:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey, someoneโ€™s got to be under those blankets and read that book. Their not going to do it them selves

28.07.2025 09:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly I canโ€™t fault your logic there. To the barricades!

28.07.2025 09:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congrats/Commiserations!

22.07.2025 10:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know that grammatically itโ€™s correct, but seeing the โ€œ.,โ€ in that font makes me feel weird

22.07.2025 10:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How dare you!

22.07.2025 10:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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