Big Money Butch Gang

Oh you’re an Andor fan? Which old man are you hyperfixated on?

“You’re lucky to stick out in the daddy fest”
What are we even doing here gang

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I’m starting a rehab centre for tgirls who think Vaush is hot

The left can’t meme
The right can’t meme
The centre can’t meme
Only I, the great clown Pagliacci, can meme

Me when Josef Stalin just put a potato in my pocket: “he’s right behind me, isn’t he?”

“How do you raise so many kids?”
“I don’t, my eldest daughter does :)))”

CAUSE SHE GOT A

GREAT ASS

I’m so glad The West Wing isn’t around today, can you imagine Bartlett owning a Blue Hair and Pronouns Protestor with facts and logic?

I can proudly say I nuked my account last year

“Why did the AI say that thing?”
The answer is always that somebody programmed it to. Bitch you’re not talking to Skynet

“This is my Maoist furry porn”
“Wait what makes it Maoist?”
“The landlords died off panel”

China has taught a monkey how to do the naenae - but what does this mean for America’s national security? To discuss this troubling development, we’ve brought on Senator Holden Bloodfeast

ALL HAIL THE IMMORTAL SCIENCE OF MARXISM-LENINISM-PRITZKERISM, SOCIALISM WITH CHICAGOAN CHARACTERISTICS WILL PREVAIL

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Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie

The Last Tamale of Christ (1988)

What if I did
Haha jk
Unless….

Worldbuilders showing off how racist their worlds’ elves are like the business card scene in American Psycho

Imagine being a new guy at the FBI in 1962 and you’re personally tasked by J. Edgar Hoover with watching JFK fuck

Rare steak is inherently sexual

Your love too selfless, your vehicle too great, they’ll kill you Bodhisattva

Did Yoda and Palpatine ever explore each other’s bodies?

“Trump is a Russian asset”
OK grandpa back to the nursing home

This is deeply disappointing, but I’m deeply glad Angela Davis is pro-trans

Macho Man Randy Savage is my favourite anime character

American school boards really gotta stop banning 1984 and Animal Farm, it’s making people think Orwell understood oppression

H A U N T O L O G Y

[sex change surgeon voice] I see I see I seeee

According to the Council of Chalcedon, puppygirls have one nature that is fully human and fully canine