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jake i have zero context but understand all the words and actors in this sentence and its like how horror movies that leave it to your imagination are scarier than their remakes that just show you the monster

this is WILD. who???????????????? W H O

i’m voluntarily in the dark on who writes for hard drive but thanks for the chuckles lately

(it didn’t release when it was made obvs)

made in 2016 i think? if i’d had this in 2016 i would have probably made something REALLY weird in response. me ten years ago had energy for game jams

adorbs

(positive)

cool dope taking this post to therapy thanks

sugar rush good ok good to know yes. we should use genre language like this more

ok there’s a lot here to be furious about but currently my brain is stuck on him mentioning parliament as if he knows what it is

oh oh oh yes!! patience!!! progress!!!!!! this rules

they’re covered, blood is supposed to come out of us in that particular instance and they made that clear imo they are hip to mammals and ahead of their time

T-Rex: True, the body has its many and varied cascading flaws, always shifting and multiplying unpredictably like elements in a kaleidoscope, but there are some things it does well: T-Rex: URINE COLOUR, baby!

T-Rex: The colour of your pee can tell you health things! If it's clear, don't drink so much water! If it's dark yellow, drink more water! And if it's cloudy, you've probably got a urinary tract infection! T-Rex: As you can see, carefully observing your own pee is a fun, convenient, and FREE way to check up on your body's status!

Utahraptor: Plus if it's red, then there's probably blood in it, which is bad. T-Rex: INDEED. T-Rex: Blood's a special case though, because it's generally bad if your blood's somewhere it's not usually. Utahraptor: Blood in your saliva? T-Rex: BAD. Utahraptor: Blood in your eyeballs? T-Rex: BAD.

Off panel: Blood all over your macaroni and cheese? T-Rex: NOT GREAT, BUD. Off panel: ...Oh frig. I've - Off panel: I need to go

MENSTRUATION IS DIFFERENT, AND ALSO THESE ARE DINOSAURS SO THEY'RE NOT USED TO IT, SO AS YOU CAN SEE THE FACT THAT EVERYONE IS DINOSAURS IN THIS COMIC IS DEFINITELY PAYING OFF IN THIS PARTICULAR INSTANCE

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god this show is so charming. if you like gumball and haven’t seen pinky malinky check it out

A map with gritters on it called William Wall-ice, grit tok, Gritney Spears and The Grittist Snowman

A map with gritters on it called I've grit a crush on you, grit a bit, polar patroller, I want to break freeze

A map with gritters on it called bear chills, thistle do icely

A map with gritters on it called Gritallica, Olaf snow free roads, salt shaker and sled zepplin

It's the most wonderful time of the year: Scotland's gritter tracker is back! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❄️🧊

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my only point of reference is games, and of course i hold on to the Vanessa Coffey vision of nick, and i can think of several ways i hope this all played out but have only gratitude that it did get made. but man. every piece of art is a miracle under capitalism lmao

watching pinky malinky and thinking about how this nickelodeon show got delayed for years and renewed while it was being delayed and got a netflix deal after the first season was in production (maybe done?) and i’m not sure about timelines here but it’s gotta be a wild production story right

Angeline Era is OUT NOW!!!
🔍Every level hidden in plain sight…
🗺️… chart your own path through the world!
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woah

it’s fun!!!!! i like it a lot

does anyone use bereal i really like it but dont have many pals on there

👀

yeah i love it. i love it and yes its probably not good but the sheer fact that it can look so ugly and still be so informative and also just scrappy it’s so scrappy and im just. very here for it

jake i don’t know if ill be able to listen to this episode without turning to dust from having opinions but i am VERY much interested

just discovered the Hockeyverse is this something any parents have on their radar i did NOT know this exists as a whole channel

How Flash games shaped the video game industry Flash is dead. But the influence of Flash games on modern gameplay is inescapable.

here! www.flashgamehistory.com

THANK YOU searching the internet is so useless now omg i didn’t even pull this up?!?

the race to zero turning radius was driven in lawnmowers and construction but somehow never made it to cars and it’s just. infuriating and FEELS like a conspiracy by insurance to keep parking accidents happening hahhaha

yes!!!!!

looking for articles or essays or just stories discussing the massive loss of games and access to creating games that occurred when we lost flash