Hells the Hellhound

My main takeaway from TOTK so far is that I ship the Zelda/Rauru/Sonia polycule so damn hard it is so cute

I wonder how many species we don't know about because the person who would have discovered them simply thought we already knew about them and didn't bother to tell anyone.

Like they recently discovered a new stickbug in australia, wonder how many folks had already found it but didn't say anything

"Mantle of Responsibility" how about I mantle deez nuts on your face dumbass

Doing my dutch lessons and I've discovered that "Expensive Tea" sounds like "Dirty" in dutch

There's a good pun in there but I can't figure it out

(Dure Thee = Expensive Tea)

Playing tears of the kingdom and honestly I hope we get more games in this timeline, it'd be interesting to have a sorta mini-franchise within the LoZ franchise and I'd love to see how they do more traditional sequels for a zelda game instead of the usual style of loosely connected games

I want a romance movie about an american and a japanese person falling in love, but the amarican only knows about Japan from anime and the Japanese person only knows about america from fun-dumb blockbusters like transformers

Unironically a fantastic sign for the movie. Superman's not too good for anything, no job is too low, he's saving that damn squirrel

I wonder if a sufficiently advanced AI would think that we're alive and conscious, if it would see us like we see it

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

Emojis are a detriment to the internet, there has not been a single thing made better by these corpratized emoticons

Autistic? I'm offended, how dare you imply I'm not autism incarnate

Ok so you know how if the sun suddenly vanished we'd be orbiting nothing for about 8 minutes? Imagine if saturn disappeared, the whole ring "slowly" getting eaten away from the inside out as the lack of gravity effects the different layers of the rings.

Someone should put this in a sci-fi novel

My favorite genre of video is athletic guys trying and failing to replicate that one scene of Sporticus from Lazy Town doing pushups because I swear to god Sportacus just played himself in that show, no acting involved

Idea, chess but you don't know where an opponent's pieces are, only where they've moved to. You don't know what just got moved to e6, but something did and it's probably trying to checkmate you

What if "I think therefore I am" was just gaslighting from the simulation

WHAT

I've been struck with the strong urge to have passionate sex with a femboy

that is all, bye

Bad character idea, Pirate artificer with a ship steering wheel as a shield. They can pull a cord on their mechanical arm and have the wheel start spinning like a lawnmower. the tips would be like tiny cannons going rapid fire like an arm mounted gattling gun

Listening to some Pearl Jam, apparently in the same album as "Daughter" they released a song called "W.M.A" (White Male American) about police brutality and how it's, you know, bad

Can't wait to see Pearl Jam get called woke by Ben Shapiro 30 years too late lol

There's a lot of talk about how if teleportation were to truly exist, would it be you on the other end. Personally, I say just use it on inanimate objects. Doesn't matter if it's true teleportation or not, Amazon no longer exists because I just got my thigh highs poofed to me in a pod

Oh no...

I FUCKING LOVE DOHICKIES WOOOOOOOOO

Smash :3

Massive Usagi energy

Usagi is very relatable

I'm tempted to adopt a calico cat and name them Jack

Calico Jack

The police when I peacefully eat a sandwich (I beat my wife to death with a golf trophy 10 minutes ago)

Just watched the Sonic trilogy. First had a mid story but honestly great comedy, second was mid in both aspects, and third...

LIVE AND LEARN!!!!!

Tell us the show, name and shame!

There'll be times were you fuck up big time and doing one big deed won't fix everything, but it'll help. Just because they don't fully forgive him now doesn't mean they don't care for him, doesn't mean they don't love him, just means he's got some more work offscreen to do to prove himself (done/3)

He fucked it up big time and while their relationship is a lot better, his wife and everyone still feel a bit understandably betrayed by him. He's still working it off in the end, which honestly feels more heartwarming than if it all just went away because it's more realistic (2/3?)