Paul

Their decision making processes are bonkers. #CelebrityTraitors

She’s not a fantastic faithful, she keeps fucking up tasks! #CelebrityTraitors

Hooray! #CelebrityTraitors

Did Balding fuck up again? #CelebrityTraitors

It’s bonkers theories time. #CelebrityTraitors

They think it’s a popularity contest. It’s not, it’s a game. #CelebrityTraitors

At this point it’s just a guessing game but they’re all determined to find meaning in the daftest of things. #CelebrityTraitors

If you think medicines and treatments for your pets are expensive, wait until Fagash does away with the NHS. #BBCBreakfast

Trump can’t even put his tie on properly. #Trump

Trump says ‘the war is over’. I’d like definitions of ‘war’ and ‘over’ please. #Trump

There’s some awful dancing competition on the telly. Send help!

A ceasefire apart from continued bombing?

Yes! Although we did a yourself in another context I think.

Disappointed that nobody has yet claimed to be ‘100% faithful’. #CelebrityTraitors

Some very deluded people on #DragonsDen

I asked ChatGPT to generate a picture of Elvis Presley playing polo on an elephant.

If Trump gets the Nobel peace prize it will devalue Nobel awards for ever.

You must be cheesed off.

She’s compulsive doer, I like thinkers.

Balding out first please, I find her really annoying.

Of course!

There’s a lot of hair dye.
#CelebrityTraitors

Badenough is dreadful isn’t she.
#BBCBreakfast #Tories

Asha has had a brimful. #Corrie

Imagine being a president who wears a stupid baseball cap. What a tosser.

Angles

He seemed fighting fit tonight. A bigger venue than we’re used to but I was glad of a sit down. Last time we saw him was at Hebden Bridge Trades, a very different venue!

I’d say do it. He was brilliant tonight. It was really emotional.

Magnificent

Slow Horses on the hatandbeard tellybox. Marvellous.