Pooper at the Gates of Dawn

Pooper at the Gates of Dawn

@megamanchego.bsky.social

Just some internet jokes in search of a human form

432 Followers 561 Following 3,236 Posts Joined Jun 2023
18 hours ago

Billy Crudup. I had to look that up because I couldn’t remember it either. He is a very haunted actor. I remember him best from an old art film called Jesus’ Son, but he’s done a lot.

2 0 0 0
18 hours ago

But… that’s a Luckdragon and I don’t have anything to do with a dismal world that’s dying. Oh, what’s this I’m being told?

2 0 0 0
18 hours ago

None of these words are in the
Bible.

4 0 0 0
21 hours ago

As a planet that ate planets. Perfect casting.

2 1 0 0
22 hours ago

The entire Watchmen film. Utterly unwatchable dreck, but whoever cast that film should have won an award. I feel like they got a tremendous number of weird and specific roles spot on.

18 1 2 0
22 hours ago

Just got racially profiled* at Del Taco

*they didn’t give me any hot sauce

25 3 5 0
22 hours ago

This new bar sucks. It has uniforms.

0 1 0 0
1 day ago

“Liberal” in the asterisk-laden way The Economist is “liberal”

0 0 0 0
2 days ago

The problem with boycotting chili’s because of this is that no one in there right mind should be going there at all. It’s like JKR or Chik-Fil-A. I can’t in good faith convince you to be better on my account because I still can’t bring myself to part with money for your swill

0 0 0 0
2 days ago

I’m in the cheese business and this is demonstrably horseshit. I should be able to sue him for the fraud that he speaks

1 0 0 0
2 days ago

This isn’t the nazi tattoo guy is it? His name reminds me of the nazi tattoo guy’s. But I’m sure you wouldn’t endorse the NTG because you’re not fucking morons, right?

Anyway, I feel bad for everyone who is getting their names confused and thinks you might be endorsing a guy with a nazi tat.

4 0 0 0
2 days ago

Not until they actually, I dunno, do something good.

3 0 0 0
3 days ago
A circular embroidered patch with a pink border, featuring a grey kitten holding a knife in its mouth and the text "SHOW NO MERCY".

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Show No Mercy Patch. Mercy is for the weak. Don't be weak. Be a kitten.
collabs.shop/g3pcdq

201 28 3 2
3 days ago

Just say you were… all mixed up about what day it was.

1 0 0 0
3 days ago

Surfaces… what a repulsive choice of words there. I hope they burn

7 0 0 0
3 months ago

A key thing about corporate use of genAI is that it removes all the friction involved between the executives' weird fetish shit and inner thoughts, and public display

It does to corporations what alcohol does to a bigot.

844 291 4 14
3 days ago

Yes, the author uses AI in his daily life. Why do you ask?

0 0 0 0
3 days ago

“I will actually let you draft and send this email as there are a decent number of movie parts that you’ll need to be a decision on”

—the latest link in an email thread going around my office about a botched delivery

1 0 1 0
3 days ago

This would be a great way to cure me of that nasty voting habit that I’ve developed.

0 0 0 0
3 days ago

No. We need to double it.

0 0 0 0
4 days ago

…And I’m sick of us rounding down

2 0 0 0
4 days ago

Hole Borker

New York, Book Indexes to Passenger Lists, 1906-1942

109 10 3 3
4 days ago
Banger of a tweet from 2018:

Me (young, naive): I hope something good happens. Me (now): I hope whatever bad thing happens is at least funny.
37 3 1 0
5 days ago
Post image

I can't compete with this.

10,344 1,745 232 412
5 days ago

The hour we lost for daylight savings time was the hour I was going to use to get my life together

72 18 2 0
5 days ago

We ARE the bad guys, ya goof.

0 1 0 0
6 days ago
Ad photo of Belle Saison showing a wheel with label  and a cut wheel showing the interior. The rind is tan with a whitish dusting on one wheel. The paste is solid, yellow-orange and very rough, suggesting it is quitedry and crumbly. Belle Saison as purchased in clear plastic wrap with label. It is ivory, unlike in the ad. There is a powdery white surface on a very thin rind.

Belle Saison by Isigny-Ste. Mère

Hard French 🐄 🧀 with natural rind. I bought a bad one, rock hard, with a rind that was nearly impossible to eat. Still smelled sweet. Eventually broke in the mouth into pebbles vaguely cheesy and salty, without nuance. I suspect this was at least a year too old.

25 4 1 0
5 days ago

Blocking a poster before they can block you is using “quick” on your attack and subbing a blocklist is like using sweep.

3 0 0 0
5 days ago
Chalk writing that reads end of empire 1776 to 2026.

Protest on my sidewalk

34 12 1 1
5 days ago

Freight costs will hit literally everything, too. So for some products the effect will be compounded. Especially when you throw in the reborn tariffs that build in some cases potentially build off of freight costs.

6 0 0 0