"If you can't run, you walk, and if you can't walk, you crawl, and if you can't do that... you find someone to carry you."
Happy Tuesday! Thank you for the lovely photo!
4. I CANNOT get pink pony club out of my head. I've been listening to it a lot lately.
3. Typically just random stuff. I don't post often. I moreso comment.
2. Because fuck X and fuck Musk.
1. CorbekWoom.
Corbek is a slight variation on a character from a bookseries I enjoy (Corbec) and Woom is short for WasteOfOrganicMatter, a handle I often use.
Shout-out to Bonzi Buddy. You were the OG assistant.
How are you?
Oh hi.
You wicked vampire stalker finally has you right where he wants you. I wonder what he'll do next....
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It's okay, I'll wipe it down with my face for you.
In a fucking heartbeat. There is not a force in the universe that would get between me and dat ass.
Do you want to listen to me feverishly fuck my favorite toy while talking about how badly I want you to throat my cock?
Okay here ya go.
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Please come lock me up.
I just want EVERYONE to know that I haven't had an orgasm since SUNDAY NIGHT. It is presently THURSDAY Night. Help.
If any of you lovely people posting these wonderful wagons need a place to sit, just let me know. I've got a few seats available. ;-)
Absolutely divine.
Just circling back here to follow up with you. It's Wednesday.
Thank you so much for sharing your beautiful, bountiful bust with us! All glory to Titty Tuesdays!
At what point does lube become a business expense? Asking for a friend.
Thank you! <3
To the person who called me Daddy in my anonymous feedback form.
Thank you. May the wind always fill your sails, and the fortunes always be in your favor.
Stunning!!!!
899 LETSSS GOOOO!
I just noticed that there isn't anybody under my desk and as a result my cock is rather chilly.... This will not stand.
I’ll hold them for you.
