Alex (ง'̀-'́)ง

A screenshot with a white background. It’s a sleep tracking chart. At the top in black text is “0h 54m Thursday, September 04, 2025”. Four colored circles are below that representing the stages of sleep, with the first being dark purple for restful, a lighter purple for light, even lighter purple for REM, and nearly white purple for awake. A bar with the color for light sleep spans from 4:17 am to 5:11 am. A purple circle chart sits below, with “0h 54m total” in the middle. Beside it are the same circles as above.

Ik I’m chronically tired 25/8 but i was not asleep at this time, my guy

A smartwatch screen with a picture of the best boy, Evan Buckley. At the bottom there is a footprint symbol with 4920 beside it, below that says 19:59, and below that, Wed 0903

I finally found the perfect pic of the best boy that actually fits the screen 🥹 my camera hella washed it out tho, it’s much better in person

Happy happy birthday! May the day treat you well and your happiness is bountiful 💖💞🎂

This is gonna sound really nerdy but I’m actually fascinated by how the two different kinds of smoke alarms work. This is so cool

I can’t believe i forgot how much i enjoy kpop. Thank you kpop demon slayer for reuniting us

A text book showing fire fighters extinguishing a house fire on the cover. The title is Fundamentals of Fire Fighter Skills. Below it is a yellow highlighter, and to the left is the side of a yellow notebook

Time for 1,054 pages of light reading

Whoo hoo!! Also, I love the name sm!

When I post the chapter, may I give you credit for the name in the notes?

“Nowhere you need to be fuckin’ concerned with. I have a task for you. I need you stationed at—” Ed furrows his brows, then turns to Stede. “What’s the shop called, and the address?” “The Cat’s Pajamas, 1717 West Jenkins Street.”

You are BRILLIANT thank you!!! I think it fits well with the address I just *had* to make

Frenchie owns a tailor’s shop in 1924. What’s it called? Asking for a friend

Gym consultation with a trainer: 3 PM

Best time to almost pull a muscle waking up and now have to watch every move I make: 12 PM

That’s right! I remember thinking you were very familiar but I couldn’t put my finger on it, then all at once exclaiming “wait! It’s Jeffery Fettering!!” It was a lovely surprise!

This is amazing oh my gOd

Picture of sorta wispy pink clouds, three small ones in a row, then a bigger one above them that kinda looks like a bird. The roof of a house and part of its yellow wall are visible at the bottom, and power lines run along the left side

Wispy pink clouds against a grey-blue early morning sky. The clouds are tucked behind two large trees.

Bright orange and pink clouds against a grey and yellow sky. A shell station is on the left, and the top half of the picture are traffic lights

Bright pink and orange clouds against a light blue sky. There are lots of trees and a road that goes straight with the option to turn right too, a subway restaurant in the distance, and power lines above. There is also the blurred silhouette of my car phone stand because I forgot to adjust it before driving like a dumbass

Pwetty cwouds

Oh my god yes!! I remember watching that episode and just squinting at the screen for so long bc I was like “that HAS to be Samba” but it was too smoky for me to tell + he’s wearing the mask. I eventually just googled it, lol. I was so happy

I think Rhys Darby would be an amazing guest star for one of the more lighthearted 911 eps. like him getting hurt in a ridiculous way while on a cryptid hunt and they have to come save him 😂 he’s already in LA, someone get him on already

Love that when Chim is like “1982??? Geez” when Buck doesn’t get his Terminator reference, and Buck responds with “as far as I’m concerned, the world began the day I was born”, it’s him literally quoting a dog named Buck from a 1987 sitcom 😂 how did I not know this until now

I’m WHEEZING YES ABSOLUTELY 😂

It’s been months and I still find it incredibly funny that when my client doesn’t poop on my shift, I have to mark “on hold” on their med chart. New lore just dropped: I’m actually 12

Immediately tempted to write a oneshot where Eddie has this hair and Buck kind of loses his mind abt it

welcome to your season nine opening emergency #911onABC

Screenshot of a Quizlet practice question. Black screen, with a small bar at the top with the number 10 on the left and 306 on the right. It says “learn” above it. The question is “One of the primary functions of the ladder company is”. Below is a red box with my answer in it saying “forcible entry”, with “not quite, you’re still learning!” Above it. Below the red box is a green one for the correct answer, saying “performing forcible entry of the building.” A purple button sits at the bottom saying “continue” and “override: I was correct” below that.

Screenshot of a Quizlet practice question. Black screen, with a small bar at the top with the number 13 on the left and 306 on the right. It says “learn” above it. The question is “what is one aspect of high-rise fires that is especially draining of energy?”. Below is a green box with my answer in it saying “climbing up multiple flights of stairs”, with “close enough, you got it!” Above it. Below the red box is a black one for the correct answer, saying “walking up many flights of stairs in PPE.” A purple button sits at the bottom saying “continue.”

Picky bastard

My homestuck oneshot from like 5 years ago is suddenly gaining quite a bit of attention and I think it’s bc of the animated series in the works, but it’s honestly doing wonders for my confidence y’all

One of my personal vendettas against AI is the emdash debacle. I’m too big a fan of using them to give it up, but I also don’t wanna get reamed for it if people think I’m having a computer generate it :/ this is bullshit

Which is actually incredibly accurate for the queer experience

He’s both cute and the stuff of nightmares all wrapped in one 😂

Hell yeah 🕺🏼✨💅🍍 *cue YMCA*

A definition from urban dictionary for the word “pineapple”. Pineapple is written in large black text at the top. Below that, it says “when your friend is acting a little too fruity.” The example below that says, “Yo Tom, you’re kind of acting like a pineapple.” Below that is the user’s name, Batman’s left toe, and to the right is the date Oct 19, 2021

Who else out here acting like a pineapple?

A meme of a headline saying "Being Bisexual Does Not Make Me Slutty, I Just Happen To Be Both" with a picture of ed from ofmd

saw this meme with another character and you know I had to make it about ✨him✨