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Car swerving onto the freeway exit ramp. The sign above has an arrow pointing straight, and one curving to point to the right. Text next to the straight arrow says “flowers, candles, typical foreplay” while the text next to the curved one says “sex pollen”. The text over the car says “me on ao3”

If this tag is present, I’m 100% guaranteed to click

I love it all, but sex pollen always takes the cake for me

There’s three of them too, so you’re in for a treat!

I severely miscalculated how painful this 911 rewatch would be knowing what I know now

Actually yk what, I just wanna shake every-season Buck like a snow globe. The man’s always got something going on to be shaken for

I wanna shake early s1 Buck like a snow globe. Just knock a little sense into him
#911onABC

Chat bubble that says “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM LOVING THIS HEJDJDHDJDHJE”

One chat bubble saying “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” and another below saying “SJJWKSNSKKDJSBD”

One chat bubble says “ASAAAAAAAAAAAA”, the one below says “EEEEEEEEEEE” and the one below that says “WOOF AWOOOOO”

My husband’s support of the wip im working on when I send him screenshot updates needs little words 🥹💖

My sibling just reached out saying the person he’s talking to knows me, and I was like oh?? then said they know me from Italy’s Bullet and like WHAT. They know me from my hetalia fic I wrote over a DECADE AGO?? Apparently a big fan and I’m so honored even all these years later

I had no idea you meant y/n as “yes or no” and thought this was some sort of fish x reader thing

But yes I would

EEEE THANK YOU I just went through a few and this definitely tickles my fancy, you’re a rockstar! I’ve used some of their generators and my god I love them

Pls help I need smut prompts, the filthier the better

-me with important item
-need to put this down. Better just make sure it's somewhere I can easily find it again
-?????
-item is now in shadow realm

I think Bobby would listen to Owen talk about skin care regiments and be genuinely interested. Maybe get into it, even
#911onABC #911LoneStar #BobbyNash #OwenStrand

Eddie wants attention and cuddles, Buck is happy to provide
#Buddie #911onABC

For all my fellow steering wheel drummers out there, do you also tap both feet when the car is coasting? Like one tapping against the pedals and everything? Asking for a friend

Day shift is late for the second day in a row 🫠 I’ve already been working overtime, I wanna go hoooome

Ik I’ve only been in the fandom for like a month but from the get go I was like “oh yeah, that boy’s a cancer” 😂 good intuition, has strong emotions, and his empathy is through the roof. I love him, your honor 🥹

Thank you much!! And yesss cancers for the win! I read a fic recently where Buck said he was a cancer and I lowkey squealed ngl

After binging a billion Buddie/Buddie+tommy (idk the ship name) fics, I have FINALLY come up with a fic idea that I’m pleased with and I’m so excited to get started

Happy very late birthday!! ✨ our bdays are 2 days apart, that’s so cool!

wishing it would rain fruit roll ups from the sky

A circular sticker with an illustration of Stede Bonnet from OFMD. He is in a white shirt with an open collar, with his hands on his hips, eyes closed and looking to the right. The border ring of the sticker is pink with the words "World's Sluttiest Absent Father' in blue text. There are small white stars around stede and the background behind him is a light baby blue colour.

can you believe it's been over 2 years since WSAF was born

#ofmdfanart

Eddie Diaz from 9-1-1. His eyes are wide, and his mouth extended open like a fish gasping for water. For context if it helps the imagination, a man has his balls in a death grip

SpongeBob sitting on the floor with his knees drawn to his chest. His eyes are wide and mouth held wide open as he mouth breathes.

I see no difference
#EddieDiaz #911onABC

tooting my own horn bc this is prolly still the hottest ed I've drawn......he

This is PERFECT THANK YOU >:)

The setting: High school teachers AU. There’s a talent show, and history teacher Buck and English teacher Eddie decide to do an act together for fun. What’s their act?
#Buddie #911onABC

Sliced bread with Blackbeard’s face

When you accidentally write Blackbread instead of Blackbeard

A screenshot of a dark gray screen widget that quizzes vocabulary. It says “Hungry, greedy, or eager for something” as the definition. Below it are three bubbles with the answers “ensurient” “cogent” and “seraphic”

I’ve been reading an ungodly amount of smut this past week and I think my vocabulary app quiz widget knows

It’s getting a little complicated with my fave ships because their names are all so SIMILAR. Stede and Ed. Steve and Bucky. Buck and Eddie. If they were all in one fic together it’d be a serious mind-fuck
#gentlebeard #stucky #buddie

Handshake meme with one hand being Eddie Diaz and the other being Ed Teach, and where their hands meet it says “beautiful brown-eyed sweet as pie princess baby girl”

Something I couldn’t help but notice 😌
#911onABC #OFMD #EddieDiaz #EdwardTeach