Chris Lempesis

Oh that’s actually a really interesting idea. That would be enough I agree.

The Packers getting The Black Crowes to play the season kickoff concert is legitimately awesome. Might get a little…smoky in the Lambeau parking lot but I imagine that’ll be a great show. They’re so good live.

And charging people anything close to full price for tickets for preseason games is even more offensive. Those tickets should all be about $30.

My (maybe) hot take: training camp is entirely too long. These guys don’t need six weeks of this shit to get ready. Maybe they did in the 60s and 70s when they had jobs in the offseason. But not now. And three preseason games is ridiculous too.

Why is this site not following me? Wtf 😂

Bill Huber reporting Nate Hobbs had minor knee surgery and “could return in about three weeks.” That’s the good news. The bad news is Hobbs, who struggled with injuries with the Raiders, didn’t get far into camp before already getting hurt again. They NEED him to stay healthy.

I was like “oh shit was that Ahman?!” and this was above my head.

Two more things about Ahman Green:
1) Unless I’m mistaken, at one point he and Bo Jackson were the only two backs in league history with two 90+yard touchdown runs.
2) He and I walked right past each other after night two of the draft, literally with the drone show going on over our heads 😂

Can you imagine Giannis recruiting Turner, they sign him, waive Dame (eating $110m in dead money) AND THEN Giannis goes “jk guys, I’d actually like to be traded”?
This is what ESPN is pushing. Shams is a complete con artist 😂

After taking my kids last year, I decided to…DVR it this year 😂

I’m never leaving Facebook, you hear me? Never!

Well said, yeah, I absolutely think he could be a Reggie White-type guy for this organization, that guy that really solidifies them as an elite, contending team for the next 4-5 years.

Why do I feel like the eyebrow trimmer might be the dealbreaker for GB here? 😂

Or even Myles Garrett this past spring. Could definitely happen that way.

Guys like Parsons just never become available. It NEVER happens. Again, I can’t see Dallas sending him to one of its biggest rivals, but this is the guy you do anything you can to get.

The two horsemen of the football apocalypse.

I would say this is probably in the range of what it would take.

Update: Parsons has now officially asked for a trade per his Twitter account.

Let’s say Jerruh was willing to actually send Parsons to GB. What’s the most you’d be willing to give up?

Get ready for Stephen A AND McAfee….at the same time. Oh hell yeah it’s gonna SUCK.

No, I can’t see Gute actually doing it. And I think Jerry Jones would rather vote for a Democrat than trade Parsons to GB. BUT, if it was an option, yes, this is the kind of guy you make the Godfather offer for. He just turned 26 FFS.

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Micah Parsons, EH?

Absolutely. And welcome back, my man. Been a minute.

Brent Musberger is in the booth literally less than 30 seconds before he brings up gambling he is never not ON baby!

No, the Packers ARE NOT gonna trade for Terry McLaurin. Let’s not get crazy here.
But…
I mean…
I’m just saying…
Can you imagine if they did? FUCK.

That would make sense too yeah good call. I’m with you I just can’t see him as a bench guy.

When he tosses the bat and starts punching that printer barehanded 😂😂😂

Depth on the OL is obviously important but having Morgan as a backup seems like a waste of resources.

Jordan Morgan getting his first extensive look at LT with the 1s today, per Nagler. I continue to wonder what the plan is there. Do they really want a number one pick to spend his second pro season as the backup LT? Would they bench Walker if he looks the part? If so do they just trade Walker?

Did Michael Bolton change his name because the other Michael Bolton sucked? 😏