As long as the option we choose is to insert his urges sideways up his terracotta shit-pipe, I'm happy.
Our Zuzu, stretching out a chonky arm whilst languishing in stripes of warm sunshine and pondering when the tangerine buffoon will finally drop the fuck dead. #Caturday
So, let me get this straight....men have demonstrably fucked the world up to an eye-watering degree, but they want to make sure women are kept down so men can carrying on fucking everything up?
This planet is exhausting.
Not 100% sure they thought this ad through.
If the Strait of Hormuz situation happened during WW1, you just know that s/one with a large moustache would've fashioned some kind of container to strap to a pigeon+we'd all be taught at school about the heroism of Bernard the oil pigeon and his friends who airlifted the oil out 250ml at a time.
7yrs since I overheard this conversation in supermarket and it still makes me smile.
Makes it very clear which two parties need catapulting into the sun.
Happy birthday! Have a really lovely day 😊
Just came off a phone call to my lovely Mum. Took a few minutes to figure out who she was talking about when she said "Who's that tall lad? Looks like a big pencil".
It was Barron Trump.
7yrs ago, I posted this on the other place because I loved that my young son assumed Indiana Jones was a woman because all the real life archaeologists he knew (inc me) were women.
I instantly had an angry man in my replies telling me it was ridiculous. I mumsplained him till him apologised. #iwd
Me, balancing in my slippers along the edge of the bath between the paint pot and the next bit of ceiling.
Following yesterday's splatter/dribble-fest, I'm going into bathroom ceiling coat #2 with more prep.
"Good afternoon, Dragons... I'm looking for £50K investment to cover costs for kitchen roll, sandwich bag ties and still vaguely fragrant Chinese takeaway tubs"
As if America's reputation wasn't sullied enough, I've just found out they don't put butter on their sandwiches and find it weird that we do.
I mean....horses for courses and all that but.....wtf?
Is it too much to hope that the last person in this chain of lunatic sycophants is about to plunge a fork into a mains socket?
Great that they've used the same varnish on the desk and the buffoon's face though. Efficient.
Next time I aggressively flip the finger from my kitchen window at the neighborhood bully cat, I'm going to check that the old lady over the back isn't standing at her bedroom window.
There's a special place in Hell for the person who came up with the Skoda ad on Spotify consisting entirely of dogs barking and whining.
And there was me thinking the oldest butthole on earth was Donald Trump.
Love that you're hearing it out in the wild. I'm still just ridiculously chuffed you like it.
Take That's less successful single of course.
I've spent this morning leaping between a thread on Iran and your 15hr potatoes and just realised, I'm way more invested in the potatoes.
My #Caturday pic today is a visual metaphor for when the world seems dark and depressing, make sure you always find yourself a patch of warm sunshine. There will always be one.
Either my eyesight is worse than I thought or this charity really needs to re-think their font choices because I read this as 'The Spirit for Clunge'.
Sat in traffic this morning, I spotted a little bird. It looked a bit dishevelled+wobbly on its feet+I felt genuine concern as it tried to peck at a slice of abandoned bread.
Turns out it was a ripped poo bag half trapped under the bread+ flapping in the wind.
Really need to wear my glasses more.
Possibly a Western conifer seed bug. Usually native the US but have been in the UK for a good 20yrs.
Life360 but for tracking colleagues in your workplace so you can successfully navigate the corridors and staff room whilst avoiding thin-lipped smiles and buttock-clenchingly awkward small talk.
I'm so pleased you like it! 😊
Yes, the love was one-sided. Yes, I got my heart broken but this song was the soundtrack to the most cinematically romantic moment of my entire life.
youtu.be/6QImCMjW-PM?...
Not entirely sure how many 'fuck off's are needed for Amazon here but I feel it's a fair few.
I finished my Norwegian anti-Nazi hat! Didn't go perfectly and my knitting isn't top-notch but I did my best.
