Devalued Human Currency

Trying out this new dance I learned on Tik Tok.

It's supposed to kill weeds and promote grass growth.

"Stop me if you've heard this one."

- Rips ass

Oh my...

- Too much egg nog, just enough lactose intolerance

"That's not very Christian of you!"

- To the mosquitoes

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My 'bor smokes pot like a 24 hour crematorium.

Sometimes, in the vicinity of her kids.

Pacifisting....

Possum pockets.

Like Hot Pockets, but less rabies.

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They say you can't poo and pee at the same time. You CAN poo or pee AND cry at the same time.

- Information

The only effective thing about @schumer.senate.gov, is his bank account. It's a thirsty, thirsty thing.

‼️ Mexico's first woman president, Claudia Sheinbaum, just announced she's pressing charges after being groped in the street:

“If they do this to the president, what happens to all the women in our country?”

Took a brisk walk, in brisk weather, to pick up a new vape.

Yay, the cold!!!

When's the church going to vote to prevent Kim Davis from remarrying again?...

a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers

What a difference a year makes. 🥺

I wonder which dog groomer does her hair?...

Y'all remember Yahoo Serious? No, seriously? Young Einstein?
Anywho, 'bout to watch it!!! I have to wrangle my kangaroos first.

I would tell him EVERYTHING!!!

Lol!!! Yes! I'm rewatching "Shakaar", when she's about to become first minister. Ugh!

Can't wait for her to burn, again...

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Fucking Kai Winn....

Exactly one year ago today, it was one year ago, today....

Mooooogieeeeee!!!!!!

Hey hey, ho ho...

I wish I had a genie... I know exactly what I'd wish for. Lol... New government.

That orange asshole's gotta go!!!

Fuck those guys straight to hell.

Look at the evidence that Trump is a dictator. This is atrocities against children. Which country's human rights are exempt from leaving children without guardians? This is oppression, this is atrocities.

Trump's continued presence in power is a disgrace to U.S.A. American citizens, be careful now.

I never understood the practice work folk eating other work folk's food.

Like, if it ain't yours, how justify eating?

You're just a fucking asshole...

That is all.

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Getting closer to Mazda's return home. Not the deity, the suv. New engine. Fingers crossed.

Looked at my credit card bill and yikes.

So I made a little flash sale today. 117 listings are 15% off, including decks of cards and magnets.

hillcrestcardcompany.etsy.com

Trying to be clever online is like trying to high-five a ghost. You put in all the effort and just end with the unsettling feeling that you're probably nuts.

This is an actual photo of Senile Satan leaving Florida today. They forgot to close the trunk.

Never forget who sold us out:

Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen