I develop a crush each time I look in the mirror.
And by that, I mean I'm soul crushingly ugly.
Squid Pro Quo.
Cornyn.
Bone apple tea.
Mon ami.
Bring back my plunger!!!
I was so close to bringing peace to the Middle East, then BOOM! Trump.
The scarecrow in chief.
People: We want the FBI to focus on the Epstein files.
Kash Patel: Got it. We are hiring UFC fighters to train our agents.
People: How does this help?
Kash Patel: If a reporter asks about the Epstein files, you can rest assured that all FBI agents are qualified to put them in a rear naked choke.
"The economy is roaring!" - Trump
Actually, it's a death rattle...
A standing United States Senator thought that this was appropriate to post on social media...
I really miss driving around Dallas.
I thought I wouldn't, but I do.
It's like Death Race 2000, but with lame prizes and less manslaughter.
Honestly...
- Government thoughts
I used my Brookshire's points to get a discount on gas.
Almost pre war prices.
Apocalypse meh...
Fantastic day of nonsense.
Took the Feral for her schawarma. The proprietor was ecstatic to learn she loved it.
Giganticus slept, so me and the Feral ate outside while staring at traffic. Richardson will never finish construction.
Then Trompo for 23. Happy meal, for Giganticus. Nice day.
An Iranian girls school took a direct hit on the first day of the war. It had been in operation for years and had a colorful presence online and in satellite images reut.rs/3OXKw1Q
"Our ability to fight war."
Sez the guy who lost the war with his hair brush.
🎶 Near, far, wherever you are...
We know the coverup goes on & on & on...
THE KINK OF THE WORLD
Madina. Nice place.
With 8 billion possible examples of brilliance, I'm ok being less than shimmering...
The Office of the Predator of the United States of America
That's a long drive.
Need a phone mount.
12 dollars?! Get outta here.
40 bucks?!!
Ooh, 12 dollars! What a deal!!!
He calls everything "X" because all things, at some point, abandon him.
"Keeping Up With" makes it sound like they're engaged in fast activities.
It's more like we're following them around with a dust pan from mess to mess.
Weathering the Kardashians, more like.
Pardon me a moment, I must make a private phone call.
*Screams into phone Trigger Happy TV style with it on full blast speaker...
Feed me prompt ideas
"God needs your help to bring his master plan to fruition!"
Oh, so NOW he needs me... *Grumbles*
"45 years of this shit and NOW he needs a favor. Tell him I'll call him back. I don't care!"
- God spoke to me!
Watched that Manosphere documentary on Hubbo.
Yikes...
The best of the best, they say.
Right now, those in power are the best of the worst.
Like, we're ruled by people who went pro at being bad humans.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Man's best friend is dog.
David Bowie had Diamond Dogs...
This... This is a cup of coffee.
