Here for this weather.
I hope it stays. ☀️
Here for this weather.
I hope it stays. ☀️
Oh don’t I know it.
05.03.2026 08:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I survived it.
I walked out with my legs shaking like a shitting dog.
Currently hobbling around & groaning upon standing up or sitting down.
I made it to 7” guys.
I’m so happy.
I’ve booked a “Blaze” class at David Lloyd this evening.
I’ve never done one & am dreading making a tit of myself.
The target was 2.3k. I ducked out early.
03.03.2026 10:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I am so tired this morning after that session last night.
At least fat floats, so that helped.
Old peoples high level swimming. They don’t use the word veterans.
02.03.2026 22:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Let’s do this. 🫣
02.03.2026 21:37 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
🤨
I’ll have to agree to disagree……
The little wave as she comes off the door…. 💯
99.9999973%.
02.03.2026 19:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You’re making the most of it, this way you can have pre, full & post screenings. Three times the fun!
02.03.2026 19:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Will Ferrel
Tom Cruise
Nicholas Cage
Men are so fickle.
02.03.2026 18:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Almost. At lease you can watch one tonight, another tomorrow on the full moon & one the night after on the 99% waining too.
02.03.2026 18:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I’ve also booked an 8pm Masters Swim tonight.
I can honestly say that I am dreading it.
Anxiety anyone?
Pulled my spin shoes out of storage.
🤢
Operation Get Less Fat has commenced.
David Lloyd member again.
#LFG
It’s survived three months. 😂
I got it another rare friend yesterday as it happens.
Monstera Mint is now accompanied by Monstera Legacy.
👀
25.02.2026 08:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In Armani, no less. Fancy.
25.02.2026 08:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Trying this later.
I wonder if I’ll look more like the guy on the can afterwards. 🤨
Worked it out.
New medication.
Completely worth the temporary sneezing fits.
Watching the guy in the hardware stores face as I said,
“Nine or twelve inches isn’t a choice I’ve had to think about in the past” was brilliant.
Safe to say he blushed.
Safe to say I chose the 12”. 💅🏼
I have no idea. 🤷🏼♂️
23.02.2026 17:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Can’t. Stop. Sneezing.
23.02.2026 11:38 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
Warmed up, still dead inside.
12.02.2026 17:29 — 👍 32 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0
Ready for work to be done for the week.
12.02.2026 12:35 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
How adorable is this tiny lil guy?!?
He’s probably 2.5mm long.
That’s my pinkie finger for size comparison.
Today’s dopamine hit.
28.01.2026 18:46 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0