Ryan

Had a skate mod company drop off a FedEx shipment at work today that was going to Jeff Lang and the Edmonton Oilers hockey club. The gentleman let me know they were McDavid’s, and I have never taken more care of a package in my life. Now, when the Oilers win the cup, who do I submit my ring size to?

How the hell did I manage to stumble upon barnacletok on TikTok?

I think peak millennial in your late 30s is being excited that four days into using your CPAP you hit 92 points on your sleep score.

I don’t want to work, I just want to stay home and play Ready Or Not all day 🎶

My tech supervisor letting us know to fill “product holes” ie refilling product, but the phrasing was a bit off.

I love my co-workers.

In fucking danger? Protection? From what? The 30cm of snow we just got?

Muwahahahah yess, it’s the cleaner, or is it? I honestly wonder how long I can keep this going.

Definitely forgot to take my ADHD and anxiety meds today. Oh boy, today will be…something.

In my Christmas stocking this year my wife bought me a pack of 100 miniature glow in the dark ducks. I’ve been randomly placing them all over the store at work and just watching my co-workers post pictures in the store group chat, and wonder who it is doing it. This is the highlight of my life.

I bet some money on the US in the World Jrs. game. It’s never felt so good to betray my country.

Working retail full time and then starting to play a retail simulation game at home is totally normal, and not in fact psychotic, right? …Right? 😬

I have a very problematic co-worker who I could go on and on about the shit he does and says, but specifically he compares everything to cars. I mean everything, women, phone carriers, phones, everything.

Orange cat on cat tower looking into camera, dreaming of more of my coffee

This dude keeps trying to get at my coffee. One successful attempt for him so far today. #catsofbluesky

What’s that? A cheque from both the prime minister and premier in the spring? Smells like election!

I had a virtual online doctors appointment this morning that the doctor was late to, and before he showed up he canceled the appointment because it “requires in person care” then WHY IS IT AN OPTION FOR A SPECIFIC APPOINTMENT TYPE

Who is your birthday twin? #aew #wwe #wrestlesky

One day, it’s going to happen: I’m going to leave for work wearing slippers instead of shoes.

Say his name and he appears

Bought our cats advent calendars today. Yup, hitting a whole other level of cat dadness.

Actually getting to deal with genuinely nice customers is low key the best. Good change of pace from the “I have to wait in line?!?”

The house across the street from me is for sale, quick someone buy it!

I think my favourite emoji shortcut word is ‘harumph’ = 😤

Oh hey, it’s the real good ol’ JR!

It’s been awhile Bluesky, what up?

I was completely ghosted and blocked by a friend who was becoming one of my closest, out of nowhere, no explanation, and as much as I don’t want to diminish whatever they’re going through, or I somehow made them feel, it really fucking hurts, and sucks.

I went to a weed shop today and I was wearing my Danhausen Clubhausen shirt and the dude working there complimented it and then we talked wrestling for like 5 minutes and I wanted to ask him if he wanted to hang out sometime and why is it so hard to make friends 😩

My cat threw up immediately after he finished eating earlier tonight, because he eats too god damn quickly (much like his father), and because of that, he’s been meowing incessantly for more food for the last hour or so. I think this is payback because I wouldn’t let him eat his own vomit.

God damnit, PLEASE

My wife is power hungry.