Rox It On (D.S.Remix)

*young me, developing a strong sense of justice*

This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane

#oc practice practice

it's not organic weirdness but rather a promo for some streaming show unfortunately

i guess maybe you could complain that they have opened more stores that by necessity get their donuts trucked in and don't have a hot light/glazed donut conveyor, but like, come On bro

FUCK YOU MEAN THE DECLINE??? THEY ARE STILL OUT HERE! THEY STILL MAKE THEM!!!!

Sketch request for HazelRafter

"son of Mario"

Tweet by Andrew Cuomo: "In case you forgot, I’m Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario, grandson of Andrea. Welcome to the heavyweight bout, @ZohranKMamdani This is a two man race. You look tired already. It’s just the second round."

Andrew Cuomo crashing out

Homestuck has hated it's fans since they stopped being exclusively something awful posters. Huge chunks of homestuck are about how you're an idiot for liking and being invested in it. The fandom flourished very much in spite of the source material and nobodies angrier about it than hussie

well, look. someone's gotta get eaten today. might as well be the fella named after a condiment. tastes better than real mustard, tho, that's for sure.

(ripley the shark is my character, art by @nyyakikki.bsky.social, art requested by @ijones72.bsky.social who also made mustard the kobold)
#voreday

happy #voreday (?)

It’s like watching a webkinz be filled with milk

sisters kissing and they both have big taut bellies and they're burping about it real loud

am i allowed to cross-class. i'm like. Big Funny Shapes-type but with an ability that makes me function as if i am also incest-type. like hawlucha but for sisters kissing

Hey so like are you a knives and incest transgirl or a Big Funny Shapes transgirl

The GameStop was shut down but sonic and the secret rings persists

Motherly physique

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

its crazy how much this one singular change has actively improved my personal quality of life. i still need more work done, but it feels so much less desperate and urgent than it did before. i will still get it done ofc, but yeah
v thankful for not being constantly awash in background pain radiation

happy news: i can now once again bite down on the right side of my mouth without causing intense, visceral pain (either from the sensitivity prior to root canal or from the recovery after it)
there is still very mild discomfort if i press too hard, but i am able to eat soft foods on that side again!

FOX

my favorite persona 4 enemy, Hablerie That Never Stops Talking Shit About Everyone And You Love Gossiping With It But Always Wonder What It Might Be Saying About You Behind Your Back . it look like this : 👅

if you are a fucked up freak who does or says incredibly nasty sex stuff on the computer or in real life i love u ok

done being salty, here's silly pictures of my cat

i really don't like andrew hussie. and i really don't like homestuck.

& clearly everything the guys done since the comic ended has been about surrounding himself with sycophants, throwing anyone who might lift a finger against him out on their asses, & making sure nobody will Ever say something mean about him or try to make him act like a responsible adult ever again.

he spent actual real world years on a cavalcade of characters meant to Epicly Troll The SJWs, between kankri the Nonthreatening Femetit Bob, damara the literal actual Funny Engrish For Raugh stereotype character, and Literally Everything About Caliborn

and ever since that fuckin day he's been intensely salty about the idea that he should ever, *EVER* be responsible for his speech and the consequences of it

i can only remember one time that he was ever brought to heel on his bullshit, and that's when he was forced to change the "I feel so... CAUCASIAN!!!" line because literal neonazis were crawling out of the woodwork to go "good job, seig heil" at him about it and it made him squirm.