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It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore.
It happens a lot 'round here.

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

10.11.2025 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 17956    πŸ” 7018    πŸ’¬ 123    πŸ“Œ 208

Wait I thought of another one @michaelswaim.bsky.social Ander's Sons should license this for splash art.

21.10.2025 10:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know exactly one other person who would find this hilarious and I sent it to them immediately.

20.10.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If I had a nickel for every time a heist show had an unrepentant fuckboy as the heavy hitter, I'd have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but its weird that it happened twice. (Burn Notice and Leverage. Any others?)

14.09.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This one started in my queue today! Your mom is cool as hell. I teared up during the portion of her book that you read.

12.09.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Librarycells bookmaxing.

02.09.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 26.05.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 7629    πŸ” 442    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 11

I can't vote for you (πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦) but I wish more Canuck politicians are doing what you do.

24.05.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

S-Tier blepping

22.05.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not only that, but if you drink slightly too much you become irritable and jittery for the rest of the day.

16.05.2025 08:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's rad as hell

15.05.2025 09:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Dailymotion

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I've never met a nice South African

14.05.2025 08:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I,m thinking about thos Ferns

07.05.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Been saying this.

05.05.2025 09:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Zuck: The average American has three friends.

02.05.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

πŸ•³οΈ

26.04.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3238    πŸ” 356    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 10

I'll fuck this guy, but it's just to use his rig once he falls asleep after.

26.04.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah

26.04.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One persons piss prison is another person's piss themed amusement park. It's all about perspective.

22.04.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate working out but I like having worked out.

02.04.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoa, do you have stairs in your house?

01.04.2025 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I subbed so feel free to draw as many pictures of putting a gun to your head as you want.

31.03.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A woman confesses to her friend "I love my girlfriend, but the fact that she was raised by whales is causing cultural tension in the relationship." Her friend leans in and asks "is... it the blowhole?" Mildly disgusted, she says "gross, dude. No, it's how she sleeps. Can't get a goddamn wink. At night we see the woman and her girlfriend sleeping together. The stark shadows cast by the moonlight highlights the eerieness of how she sleeps: vertically, in a headstand, arms stiff at her side.

A woman confesses to her friend "I love my girlfriend, but the fact that she was raised by whales is causing cultural tension in the relationship." Her friend leans in and asks "is... it the blowhole?" Mildly disgusted, she says "gross, dude. No, it's how she sleeps. Can't get a goddamn wink. At night we see the woman and her girlfriend sleeping together. The stark shadows cast by the moonlight highlights the eerieness of how she sleeps: vertically, in a headstand, arms stiff at her side.

28.03.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 7785    πŸ” 860    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 11

Tom of Finland's skeletal fist curls into a thumbs-up.

28.03.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You ever get: cat slowly but continually high-fiving self in the mirror?

27.03.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Time is a flat circle.

27.03.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love how her face goes from [neutral] > [a concern] > [KAREN RAGE]

25.03.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Get in crab, we're running this goon." Well, it sounded funnier in my head.

20.03.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Freedom OF haircut choice, or freedom FROM haircut choice?

19.03.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Freedom means government controlled haircuts.

19.03.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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