RealNG

RealNG

@realng.bsky.social

I can't believe I ate the whole thing. Pen15 Club member in good standing.

161 Followers 267 Following 195 Posts Joined Nov 2024
1 month ago

And criminal charges for officers who committed, and administrators who abetted, crimes while employed by ICE?

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1 month ago
A screenshot of WhatsApp:

Ash: Sebastián, I have one very pressing question.
Sebastián Di Martino: Let me know
Ash: Are jaguar soft?
Sebastián Di Martino: They are very soft (two hearts on the answer)

Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.

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1 month ago

Shooting every nazi you see with big guns, then going into space to shoot some more is the most unbiased take on WWII that I can think of.

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1 month ago

Please tell Cookie I say "Hey Buddy."

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1 month ago
A Himalayan kitten gives the camera bombastic side eye. He's lying upside down on a cat condo, his paw hooked on a little ball that is dangling from a higher level of the cat condo.

Look at this thing

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2 months ago
An orange cat with a white beard sleeps with one eye cracked open, watching his sick owner point the black rectangle at him again.

I'm sick. Archie is waiting to see if I die so he can eat my face.

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2 months ago

Low confidence indeed

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2 months ago

I'd boof someone else's turds if it meant I could drink a normal pilsner again.

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3 months ago

I got my wife to do this and she yelled, so mission accomplished.

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3 months ago

From the thumbnails I thought they were both photos

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4 months ago
It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore.
It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

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4 months ago

Wait I thought of another one @michaelswaim.bsky.social Ander's Sons should license this for splash art.

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4 months ago

I know exactly one other person who would find this hilarious and I sent it to them immediately.

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6 months ago

If I had a nickel for every time a heist show had an unrepentant fuckboy as the heavy hitter, I'd have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but its weird that it happened twice. (Burn Notice and Leverage. Any others?)

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6 months ago

This one started in my queue today! Your mom is cool as hell. I teared up during the portion of her book that you read.

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6 months ago

Librarycells bookmaxing.

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9 months ago
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9 months ago

I can't vote for you (🇨🇦) but I wish more Canuck politicians are doing what you do.

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9 months ago

S-Tier blepping

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9 months ago

Not only that, but if you drink slightly too much you become irritable and jittery for the rest of the day.

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9 months ago

That's rad as hell

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10 months ago
Dailymotion

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I've never met a nice South African

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10 months ago

I,m thinking about thos Ferns

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10 months ago

Been saying this.

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10 months ago

Zuck: The average American has three friends.

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10 months ago
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10 months ago

I'll fuck this guy, but it's just to use his rig once he falls asleep after.

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10 months ago

Hell yeah

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10 months ago

One persons piss prison is another person's piss themed amusement park. It's all about perspective.

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11 months ago

I hate working out but I like having worked out.

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