Danielle Ryan

My head hurts so bad but I am SO BORED lol

Ok so the shell of the turtle is about the same size as a standard miniature base

I would say with the head/feet they're the size of a large creature

Lol omg i could make them little chain collars

My brother wants me to teach him what little I've learned about sculpting with polymer clay and my goofy brain is like "how can I apply this to my army"

... might make accessories for my tiny turtles

Could be cool!

I love that so much.
I sing the songs my grandpa sang to himself to myself

Oh that and "shitass." Lol

The "this 'stuff'?" one Meryl Streep does in Devil Wears Prada

All timer

She cracks me up

You know what time it is

Oh my god he looks just like the one from my favorite video

I was practicing my monologue for my mom last night and she told me I needed to be "WAY cuntier"

Never expected anyone to ever tell me THAT lol

Omg congrats!!

A decade+ in Colorado and then 20 years in Georgia with Wisconsin/Michigan family means my dialect is something like

Boy howdy all a'y'all are welcome, eh?

a man in a black shirt is dancing in a room Alt: Charlie happy dance

My entire family and my husband think it's dumb and I'm like

Might I also add
Fixin'ta
All'a'y'all've

Btw he's healed I love him

Boom.

All that vampire fiction too lol

Whoops

It's too on the nose for even something like IDIOCRACY

Wouldn’t have made it out of the VEEP writers room

Look I read the Kushiel's books at an impressionable age and I'm not gonna say that's why I'm a lil masochist but it definitely helped lol

A good book can and should do this thanks

We've been raised in a culture that tells us self interest is all. Every person is out only for themselves &their cronies. What we're seeing now is that a lot of us resisted that programming. Some can't quite believe that's what it is--that we just fucking CARE. yes we care for free u creepy freaks!

I am begging English-language critics to realize that Heated Rivalry is just Canadian BL. It's... literally just a Canadian example of this thing Asian media has been doing for decades, please, this is embarrassing

two men wearing suits and top hats are standing next to each other . Alt: two men wearing suits and top hats are standing next to each other .

Time for sunny in bed

If Philly wants to show us up so bad, I hope they’re organizing in the Signal chats on how to keep their immigrant neighbors fed and housed while this is happening. You can’t feed your children batteries.

Can you tell I'm pissed off that I'm in pain

The most hardcore dangerous anarchist is still 5000% better than the far right you bootlicking dips