RotLDanielle Ryan 🎃

I love legumes

Oh no

What the heck

Lol I'll try to get some

Muahahahaha yes good

Obligatory Jenny Nicholson Tweet

(I never screamed at her or anything but "Ripley hush!" doesn't work so I tried this)

Just went "Oh yeah? A woo arf woo woo to you too" and she just stared at me

My favorite new thing to do to Ripley when she growls or barks is make fun of her instead of yell at her

She gets very annoyed when you bark back with intentionally goofy woofs and growls and goes off to pout

They are so good! I love them with just a little bit of butter lol

But hast thou condemned Hamas in iambic pentameter?

They're basically little magic mashed potatoe beans

I love lima beans

This one I know happened bc the kid moved away and I witnessed the teacher's perp walk out of the school personally

A neighbor kid blew a teacher freshman year. He changed schools and moved away within a week of the teacher being taken out of the school in cuffs

Everything Everywhere [is making me want to throw up from anxiety] All At Once

I mean t that's what I've heard but it hasn't been confirmed afaik

It was a warning about Bluesky using ai to filter images

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having a disability is like being a level 1 wizard when everyone around you is a level 20 fighter. what do you mean you can make 4 atttacks per turn, i'm over here struggling to cast "clean room" because i already used both my spell slots on dishes and laundry

well shit

Y'all who keep lecturing protesters to "not give them an excuse" need to pause for a minute. Imagine yourself telling a DV victim, "Be sure not to mouth off or make any mistakes so he won't hit you. Don't give him an excuse! It's what he wants!" That's what you fools sound like.

It's fun!

Someone in a frog costume facing down a line of police in riot gear

George Orwell’s Animal Crossing

I cannot wait to get this thing on blu

like
this is a must-have

The movie is fantastic with a phenomenal message and this is such a great cause.

THE TOXIC AVENGER rules.

it's looking amazing so far

There was a time when Christians used to pretend Jesus loved everyone.

Your monthly reminder:

Keep writing. When no one cares, persist. When things appear to be crumbling, keep at it. When it's difficult, push through. When you feel alone, listen to the stories in your blood. Just write. The world needs your stories.

Veep was almost too real