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Soothe my aching

I've never been into the married and kids bit of shipping but god ig a good ship will do that to you sjndkejedjn

If I tell you I started drawing Jon w Tormunds pups would you even believe it was still me

Ik I have a lot of twt threads but most of them are rehashing the exact same idea just slightly differently, idk how much I'll have if I cut those to just one lmfao

What if I did a lil jonmund zine that's half drawings/sketches the other half my twitter threads that I clean up into like one page drabbles

Good hunt or a new babe has the camp in high spirits, Tormund feeling it most, feeding off the good mood of his people
Has him louder than usual, more crude as he tells his stories, jokes, &drinks w the group

Keeps an arm around Jon, intent on him enjoying the festivities w them

NOOOOOOO

Real torn between a/o tit sucking ghoap and a/a dominance knotting ghoap

Seems like a prime pillow humper if he even gets off regularly

Hes got a big cock with 0 fucking idea how to use it

Listen I really think Robert should let Waterboy fuck him

I think no matter how much Jon tries to steel himself against getting too attached to anyone in the Wildling camp, Tormunds two pups tear down any defenses he has

The oldest just barely at the age Arya was when Jon left home makes him heartsick for what he left behind

When both girls perk up with similiar calls of papa and go up to greet the man and Jon shrinks even more to realize they're the chieftains pups

Can't look the man in the eye, doesn't even hear what the girls are babbling to him about

Just waiting for them to be sent off to be

Hes been caught doing something he shouldn't

Like when he was too friendly with the Stark children and Lady Catelyn needed to remind Jon of his place once again

Knows he shouldn't have let these pups linger too long, too desperate for company he let them stay

Worse still is

It seemed to be a trademark of Tormunds clan

Red hair more common than not interspersed with blonde and brown but nothing quite like Jons own black curls among Tormunds men

Doesn't register the heavy footsteps until Tormund is right in front of them and suddenly Jon feels like

Better still if Jon finally relaxes, can be himself for a little bit. Let his head empty of all its overthinking while he sits between the children as they pester him with questions abt the south

Not realizing theyre Tormunds pups

Didnt think all too hard about the ginger hair

Both girls initially warded off interacting with the crow their father dragged home

Both by Tormunds clansmen and Tormund himself

But being kids, too curious to stay away for long and all the scary stories they've been told don't match up to the sad eyed boy in crow black

I think no matter how much Jon tries to steel himself against getting too attached to anyone in the Wildling camp, Tormunds two pups tear down any defenses he has

The oldest just barely at the age Arya was when Jon left home makes him heartsick for what he left behind

Its a queer thing to ask, binding himself to them more than what they've asked. Breaking the last of his NW vows

Theyll say again they dont care about bastards beyond the wall

And Jon will quietly beg for it, needs to keep the promises to himself if hes to go through w this

That he'd never have a bastard, never subject a pup to the same life he had

So its when he finally breaks eye contact with Mance, nodding his acquiescence to Mances terms that he asks to be mated if he's to be pupped

And maybe that gives them a little pause,

Ngngjjjjmdn Mance just wanting a wildling pup on Jon, give a physical reason for him not to betray them

It's one thing for Jon to break his vows, those of the NW that Mance knows hes asking the boy to break

It's another thing for those promises Jon made to himself

I have such a soft spot for jonmun d fics that have Tormunds daughters hhoudhhhjhhbhb

Thinking about first meet fuck au Tormund (intentionally/unintentionally?) using his food greased fingers to stretch Jon

Is it gross and horny
Or hornier bc its gross

Tormund tasked with breeding the crow pup and ofc all too eager to show just how,,,,, virile he is

What fuckign scene is this from gooddddddd

Leads him to the wildlings table

Hmhmmhmhmhhmmh maybe Tormund has a Warg in his group

Wanting a second opinion on what he thinks there is between the boy and his wolf

Jon letting Ghost loose, pup uncharacteristic with his tumbling around the table. Eager scenting of each wildling

Ghosts ears as the pup stuck his face up the mans sleeve

Even days, weeks gone the direwolf could smell the true north on him, the ice, the smoke, so deeply settled on his skin, in his furs to ever truly be gone from him

Jon shocked, doesnt put up much of a protest when Tormund

Wildling man, unperturbed with his fingers extended for Ghost to get a sniff

Jon was half expecting Ghost to get a sniff and dismiss him as he did everyone but one sniff became urgent huffing breaths, squirming as he tried to get closer

Tormund chuckling, scritching behind

Ghosts never been very interested in anyone besides Jon

Maybe it was that none had been all too interested in the pup, too queer with his white pelt and red eyes, too bright, too smart for any normal animal

Jon could admit it was off putting at first but then here was this