Moose

dot the opossum yukkin' it up with the bemused badger herbalist

Brother Mort liked the peace and solitude of his herb garden but even so a visit from Sister Dot and her latest tranche of dirty jokes rarely went unappreciated

still looking for another place to stay, if anyone can offer please let me know.

In 2003, member of Godspeed You, Elfrim Menuck, about to perform 'moya' from 'slow riot for new zero kanada', begins to speak; "Hello? Holy fuck, do you people hate your fucking president! And it's like, it's shocking right? 'Cause we're farting around this country and nightly you say the word 'president' and people are like "fuck! shit! fuck!" "You talk to anybody and say "Hey how's it going?" and they'd be like, "No War!!!" "...Okay so, then the war started... and all of a sudden more and more people you talk to who last week were like "No War!!!... we're gonna shut this fucking thing down!" "And all the rest of it, more and more people are like "Well... I'm not really into it... but it's happening and we just gotta hope for a quick resolution"..." And it's fucked up 'cause all of a sudden you're like nostalgic for 3 weeks ago... you're like standing there going, "oh man, 3 weeks ago, that was really happening..." (Someone at the concert yells "Defect to Canada!") "You don't wanna defect to Canada! You don't wanna be doing that... whoever it was who just yelled that. But wait! It's this constant thing when you talk to certain people and you say anything 'n' they're like "Well it's very easy to criticize, it's very easy to complain...but what solutions? You know?...what are you offering?"...in terms of 'answers', right. So is one possible answer, right..." "We all must go to the hardware store and buy a hammer. All of us. *All. of us.* We walk or drive or fly to Washington, the capitol, and we go to the Pentagon or the White House or both and we bring both those buildings down brick by fucking brick by fucking brick." "And don't no one go to work, and don't no one go to school and don't no one shop and don't no one drive." The image accompanying this text is of a hammer, with the word "Hope" inscribed on it, with drawings of housecat gryphons fluttering about above it.

reposting this for no reason in particular
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recent picture of noted nazi and pedophile president donald trump looking rather earthly with resting bitch face as the necrosis eats away at him

donald trump with resting bitch face as that fucking wise old tree

donald trump with resting bitch face poorly photoshopped over the moai stage hazards (gradius, 1985)

donald trump with resting bitch face as ballos (cave story, 2004)

I got accepted into the Hytale partner program !!!!

if you or anyone you know is considering buying hytale, consider using code spzi !

it costs you nothing and it helps support me :3

#HytalePartner

🚨BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani will begin and fund the construction of a NEW 17 MILLION POUND MARIJUANA BRICK in New York City. Do you agree with this?

HELLO fellow " TRUTH™ "ERS ! i am IN THE CONSERVATIVES HOSPITAL after the WOKE VIOLENT LEFT has TARRED AND FEATHERED ME like WILE E COYOTE. I need Staples® in my head. i NEED SUGAR Daddy Trump to SEND the national guard INTO Minneapolis equipped with Super Soakers® DESIGNed to Destroy Human Life

get appreciated

necessary drawover with my sona

Unfortunately, it still is unlikely

Not because of the aggressive farting, but because the US would never pursue peace that intently

Comic: Common Sailing Rigs. [18 boats with different sail types, labeled.] Lateen; Bermuda rigged sloop; Ketch, Gaff rigged sloop; yawl; schooner; Ketch-rigged Gaff; Kloop-rigged sketch; bunkbed rig; Flettner rig; Oops, all Spinnakers; keel rig; kite rig; longsail rig; deckhand obliterator; offset rig; mastless rig; unclassifiable chaos rig.

Sailing Rigs

xkcd.com/3193/

Sherlock Hound is a gem. Hayao Miyazaki built an idea from an Italian studio into a brilliant adventure series.

It was a turning point in his career, and his last TV show. Behind it were clashing visions, young talent and lots of money, as we explore:
animationobsessive.substack.com/p/miyazakis-...

I hope it's common knowledge that the world simply CANNOT BE without the existence of yogurt. yogurt is the coconut of this world and should not be harmed at all costs.

Done!

"my children" - made by xbox live

these tiny creatures are making incredible noises

It's the season, so i might as well post this thing i made a few years ago.

a plush toy of ralsei from deltarune with a gay pride flag and trans pride flag tucked into his scarf

my mom: can you please bring lamby so we can put him on the christmas tree

me: who

my mom: the gay pride sheep

noelle deltarune button

The Star Wars Holiday Special is genuinely magical because theres 2 separate moments where you can pinpoint the exact point in time that Harrison Ford realized he hates Star Wars

I wanted to make a possum pokemon that wasn't a joke about roadkill

Two fictional Pokémon based on the Virginia Opossum.

I AM NOT DEAD

lost my will to do art for fun fora really long time, hopefully it's back and here to stay
#fakemon

Zay trade for @psalidodont.bsky.social !! Love the fish with cool fin hair,,,,

When you see this post an image from your gallery that describes your mental health

an edited Half-Life screenshot that reads "idk who needs to hear this, but it's time to put the turkey into the anti-mass spectrometer"

a kid walked up to me and said i looked 't'

is that good. i dont know. im 33.

Spider-Man in Mario Galaxy: Rolling Green Galaxy