I love going to dream islands and just ripping all the unique objects off the walls like a locust for my collection
It's not stealing if the island doesn't exist
Animal Crossing: there's no wrong way to play, create your own casual goals and incentives :)
Pokopia: We killed the world and now the pokemon CRAVE labor to give them meaning, Ditto. Meowth WANTS to work the register. Remake our factories and infrastructure and craft their yokes anew.
Pointing a gun at my knees and going "THIS AIN'T A VACATION. YOU'RE REBUILDING THE WORLD. IDIOT." and I go yaaaaaay
Animal Crossing: terraforming your island should be fun and easy :)
Pokopia: This map is 90% covered in VOLCANIC ASH. What?? Does that BOTHER you??? Clean it block by block then you stupid BITCH
I don't care about Woody's Midlife Crisis... 5!! I want to see an insane thing that makes four people in the theater including me and a character within the movie itself to audibly go "oh my GOD"
We saw Hoppers today and I continue to be here for Pixar's "our movies can be fucking stupider" era
that's just the lore-accuracy
💭Green Grove Zone Act 1 (Genesis)
I don't need to be told to clap for a gremlin
damn, RIP.....
Greta kind of slaying though
Warner Bros. not even bothering to put a TV-MA content warning on a bloody, "fuck"-filled horror short sure feels cynically indicative of how much they care about the Cartoon Cartoon shorts they've been uploading lmao
But Why
those horrid baby noises were DONALD GLOVER??
evil third option: new regional paras/parasect but they're infected by a worm-type parasite instead
populating Dewdrop's closet
....well. I guess realistically most of those guys are also just, misogynists
I think a lot of guys make themselves miserable looking for sex mommies when they should be looking for true simp fulfillment by being a woman's minion instead
imagining a particular kind of megafreak who lives in California but is only obsessed with Disneyworld specifically
I love whenever I reject so many dogshit suggestions that youtube just gives me a blank front page because they don't know what to push on me, it feels like I've successfully bullied the algorithm
they've apparently confirmed the movie is roughly the same length as the first one, which means regardless of overall quality we are about to see some of the most whiplash-inducing pacing of all time
yeah I guess I'm pretty excited for the Super Mario Galaxy Movie that is also the Super Mario Bros. 2/USA Movie that is also the Super Mario Odyssey Movie that is also the Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island movie that is also the Super Mario Bros Wonder movie that is also-
I'm always thinking about how their alien goat god "rewarded" Crimson Acid with a goat head and everyone in their death cult society unanimously went "yeah this is sexier"
someday I promise she will return.......... (realistically probably sometime in April so I can catch up before I'm blasted by any 8.0 teasers from Fanfest lmao)
it's kind of funny that the Mineru construct amiibo is still completely MIA
I assume they're struggling to get it out of prototyping since it's an insane model to translate to figure form
almost like they should've just made an amiibo with her original body or something
companies, countries, political parties, all of these things are fictional conceptual constructs, why the fuck are we crafting the world around their comfort like they're still going to be living in it when we're all too dead to continue clapping our hands to keep Tinkerbell alive
I just wanna live in a world designed for human beings, man
huge downside of modern warfare is that it's way harder to kill your insane bloodhorny commanding officer and go "yeah a random bullet got him, really tragic"
Today I will remind them of her
first NC-17 monsterverse film
Godzilla and Mothra sauntering up to King Kong like "hey we saw you from across the Pacific Ocean and we like your vibe"
