Morbi

man who has to crouch a little in every room he enters

I haven't really touched SF6 in a while but I do love that this version of Sagat properly reads as like "the hugest man you've ever fucking seen"

My stupid horny comic has returned, as promised

Sparky's gone to live on a nice farm over in the next dimension

we need to bring back [Canadian Vegeta voice] Sent To The Next Dimension

I literally have a rudimentary 3D model of Merril to rotate to make sure she looks correct at weird perspectives, and even then sometimes I draw an angle like that first panel that forces me to acknowledge that her proportions are fucking insane

My stupid horny comic has returned, as promised

looking at the Bolsonaro news like Lord, I Have Seen What You've Done For Others, And

I can't pretend it doesn't bother me that the ancient sages in TotK just use the champion weapons 10k+ years earlier lmao
I didn't really notice it in the actual flashbacks but it's impossible for me to look at the Age of Imprisonment trailer and not go "okay but that's just the Great Eagle Bow"

lmao oh is this a known hater

youtube's been paying attention to my recent Zelda brainworms, but for some reason they're using that information to desperately try to get me to watch videos by someone who's entire personality appears to be loathing TotK
like, not, really the vibe I thought I was putting out, but okay thanks

you're not allowed to call your OC a gremlin if they wouldn't have horrifying 80's animatronic energy if manifested into reality

PAS? more like "Pass"

it's getting to be every day now that I think about the timeline we just barely missed where Elon Musk got himself and Peter Thiel killed while speeding in his uninsured sports car

show us Rauru and Sonia's weird hybrid child you cowards

pouring over the trailer to look at My Wife again, it's so funny seeing Mineru actually walking, on her weird little disproportionate Zonai legs that look almost normal when you crop them like this

Sorry, Fujibayashi, I Will Not Be Acknowledging Skyward Sword While Playing This

Age of Imprisonment :)
but also squinting at hearing Fi's leitmotif so overtly

thinking about Her again

It just seems insane to me to get the DMC5 guy to design One Moveset structure for your 40 hour game regardless of how coolly you can juggle a goblin in the training room with it

You could have had Clive as the Tank/aggro management, [Character] as the Healer/Buff/Debuff guy, and Dion as the fast reliable melee DPS, and Jill as the ranged magic DPS who's risker but can melt enemies when utilized correctly, I know you guys know how to balance that, it's your WHOLE THING

I'm still thinking about this by the way

is that a banana in your pocket or are you just- oh, it is? well. hm.

im giving society fresh and innovative ideas such as “you should be able to opt into being a meat donor on your drivers’ license like you can with your organs” but noooo

the entire LA animation industry should get to take turns beating their owed money out of Zaslav like a piñata

god, what a monumental waste of everyone's fucking time and effort
How many of my friends' careers did I see get pointlessly tanked from this shit, still yet to recover?? As if "one" wouldn't have already been too high an answer

I love him a lot

Sad to see Lehrer pass, but hell yeah that he made it to 97

Come on, he asks for so little!

Song: The Masochism Tango - Tom Lehrer

Character: Achilles - HELLO FROM HALO HEAD

[Originally posted February 12, 2022]

"where does Merril even get condoms, as a weird ocean fae" the people ask
If only there was some sort of beautiful, powerful, and modest witch of the woods who deals in a variety of wares at extremely fair prices and whose deals can always be trusted