@ericcommando.bsky.social
Bitch - Lover - Child - Mother - Sinner - Saint - Lawyer - Soldier - Former YouTuber
Oh that suit is HOT
31.05.2025 17:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Holy fuck 😛
26.05.2025 12:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😈💦
26.05.2025 12:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My phone is at 1% but I got this pic
26.05.2025 12:27 — 👍 102 🔁 5 💬 5 📌 0I love the way gay men use close friends lists. This isn’t “I trust you to see photos of my new baby,” it’s, “I want you to know that we should try to make a baby💦”
26.05.2025 12:26 — 👍 40 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1Hot
03.05.2025 18:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0God knew I’d be too powerful if I was uncut
03.04.2025 03:42 — 👍 30 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0sometimes i wish i could just see silly posts bc this app is on demon time 24/7
27.03.2025 05:08 — 👍 159 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0*awkwardly meeting a new gay couple* so which one of you is the rosencrantz
13.03.2025 17:24 — 👍 249 🔁 77 💬 4 📌 3Oooh I’ve been thinking about adding the screen. I feel like it would add a really cool element
20.03.2025 00:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Don’t have a senator here in DC, but thank you for advocating. Our local budget is going to be decimated with this bill.
12.03.2025 14:35 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Republicans want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting (tax cuts for the rich funded by healthcare cuts for the poor)
26.02.2025 03:13 — 👍 1635 🔁 277 💬 20 📌 6Unreal
17.02.2025 20:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Someone just sent me a reply to a story saying “Still gorgeous.” Which, like, thank you… but “still?” Please don’t make me contemplate my mortality. Playing Young & Beautiful real quick.
02.02.2025 07:31 — 👍 79 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
God! What have you done? You’re a pink pony girl, and your hair is all wrong. *do not attempt bottle blond to chestnut brown at home.
01.02.2025 04:32 — 👍 46 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Yesss you fit right in
01.02.2025 04:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So fucking sexy
26.01.2025 22:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What do you do if someone you know sends you a dick pic and the dick is, like, kinda fucked up? You are going to have to address this penis at some point.
19.01.2025 16:09 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Ooooh I gotta try it. Thanks!
13.01.2025 12:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Anyway it turned out to be the flu + pneumonia + sepsis so I think there’s a strong argument to be made for just being evil and not worrying about karma.
13.01.2025 04:27 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Recipe?
13.01.2025 04:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lol sometimes I forget I already typed lol at the beginning of the text and then I type it at the end too lol
*which is the worst thing that can happen to a person.
You know what’s fucked up? I got norovirus on the 3rd. Halfway through that I came down with a cold. Just as it was about to clear up I have now come down with a 102° fever. I swear I didn’t, like, steal from an orphanage but my karma is FUCKED.
11.01.2025 11:19 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Oh fuck yeah
11.01.2025 02:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The insurance industry is an inherently rent-seeking waste of resources. Although I firmly believe in the efficacy of single-payer healthcare, we should also discuss how public option insurance for homes, cars, and businesses would be a huge step forward for America.
11.01.2025 02:54 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0By insufferable do you mean posting pole and hole?
11.01.2025 02:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Well that was easy
11.01.2025 00:29 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’m interested in starting a career as a queerbaiting OF straight man but I am unfortunately very gay.
11.01.2025 00:26 — 👍 138 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0To be fair, it is delicious now that I am well.
06.01.2025 23:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
