CD Reiss

So how are we all liking our coup?

This would be the best feature ever

The difference between Luigi Mangione and Daniel Penny is the difference between punching up and punching down.

No, you shouldn’t be punching at all.

But if you do, the only moral choice is to punch up.

I just think the answer is obvious

I’m amazing. Let me have this.

Connections
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Why are you all rooting for a guy who killed a healthcare CEO?

Opinion | I’ll Never Forget What Kennedy Did During Samoa’s Measles Outbreak (Gift Article) What he did during a measles epidemic in Samoa shouldn’t be forgotten.

So sorry!
This is a gift link.

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Opinion | I’ll Never Forget What Kennedy Did During Samoa’s Measles Outbreak What he did during a measles epidemic in Samoa shouldn’t be forgotten.

Directly responsible

www.nytimes.com/2024/11/25/o...

That’s all. Looking for more evil than the greed and horror staring you in the face is the only thing that does not add up.

This is not a movie.
Turn on the lights and exit the theater

If you’re saying things don’t add up, you’re right.

THE HEALTHCARE SYSTEM IN THE UNITED STATES MURDERS AND BANKRUPTS ITS CITIZENS WHILE THOSE SAME CITIZENS INVENT CONSPIRACY THEORIES.

It's rare you get such a clear illustration of whose lives have value in America and whose don't

Alphabet soup is delicious but not with word salad

The Focus Group Podcast Politics Podcast · 2 Seasons · Updated Weekly

This podcast enraged me.
We are truly an unserious country.

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Views? On a post Elon probably boosted?
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I don’t believe in karma.

FAFO though? Sometimes it’s real.

A screenshot of my top most listened to artists of 2024. Number one Nicholas britell, number two Billie Eilish, number three Olivia Rodrigo, number four, Max Richter, number five is covered up by the little icon thing so I can’t read it while I’m creating alt text sorry

Oh look. I’m weird.
Apparently these are absolutely massive numbers that should put me in the top 1% of listeners. I want a prize

When I get one of those fake phone calls and I accidentally pick up, I say “hello, you’re on the air.”

I sent postcards for this guy.
It works. Those little things matter.

the frenzy over the hunter biden pardon is a good reminder that the press knows how to make something a scandal and has decided that nothing trump does is truly deserving of that treatment

As if that orange goblin cares about precedent.

He’ll SAY it’s precedent but only an idiot would believe that.

I’ll leave any platform I want for any reason I want

Blocked

Wait. This is Jered kushner’s dad …is he… no. Stop.
This is why I don’t read the news

Then they have a snack and claw at the door to go out again

Noted!

If you get this joke you are my people

I don’t usually recommend products online because I don’t really like anything that much. But there is one thing…
Once I crossed a certain age threshold, the hangovers got 10 times worse drinking half the alcohol.
But then I tried zbiotics (which I can’t link here).
It really really really works.

Wait. What? You’re 410? Congratulations for real on evading what must have been more than a few stakes.

A table at a signing with four books with the same title… Blood bride. To have fancy sprayed edges of a woman using a heart as a puppet. A drawerful of gold and black bookmarks. Last, a bunch of tarot cards that I designed

Black Friday sale in my store. You can get the entirety of my available catalog dumped onto your device for one price.
Yes. Even audio.

Also, all of my Crowne books have hand sprayed gold edges for the same price aaaaand I’m running out of blood bride special editions so…