Darqseyd

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i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

The worst thing: it’s not twitter. The best thing: it’s not twitter.

The last Photo I took.... Hopefully the first of many more over here on Bluesky...

Well, not having an advert after every single post is refreshing!!

Ben & Jerry’s says its parent company Unilever silenced it over Gaza | CNN Business Ben & Jerry’s said in a lawsuit filed Wednesday that parent company Unilever has silenced its attempts to express support for Palestinian refugees and threatened to dismantle its board and sue its mem...

Ben & Jerry’s said in a lawsuit filed Wednesday that parent company Unilever has silenced its attempts to express support for Palestinian refugees and threatened to dismantle its board and sue its members over the issue

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(Basically, update to the same handle.)

These appointments prove that insisting people achieve and be promoted based on “merit” was never really their real concern.

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Subscribe to The Onion. Maybe we can buy Red Lobster next.

Measles is debilitating and deadly and cases are surging, WHO and CDC warn | CNN Global measles cases surged by more than 20% to an estimated 10.3 million last year, the World Health Organization and the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said Thursday. About 107,500 pe...

Global measles cases surged by more than 20% to an estimated 10.3 million last year, WHO and the CDC said. About 107,500 people, mostly young children, died — an “unacceptable” death toll from a disease that’s preventable through vaccination, the health groups said.

A person wearing black Vans SK8 high sneakers stands on a dark brown Landyachtz Status Flow longboard with fading yellow lettering. The longboard is resting on a paved surface next to a curb with grass and scattered leaves.

Literally touching grass.

📍 Achimota School, Accra-Ghana.

I’ve created a Bluesky Starter Pack of the best football accounts I’ve found on here so far in case you’ve just made the jump and are looking for familiar faces from the other place.

Cheers all. ❤️

go.bsky.app/Gz1FpQG

King Charles was at the #Gladiator2 premiere last night

When he showed up, security reportedly told Denzel Washington to go inside to meet him but he said 'I make my own rules' and continued to talk to fans 👑

The most important thing in writing is to finish. A finished thing can be fixed. A finished thing can be published. A finished thing can be made into a movie.

An unfinished thing is just a dream. And dreams fade if you don't hold on tight enough.

So finish the thing.

SK8SMR

oh you think its funny that 300 iq males are crashing their teslas & being cooked alive by some weird type of fire thats immune to firemen

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #1,879,071, Darqseyd ‪@darqseyd.bsky.social‬, joined on Nov 7, 2023"

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,879,071!

Bluesky now has video! Update your app to version 1.91 or refresh on desktop!

We’ve begun gradually rolling out the ability to post video. Thanks for your patience!

Estamos gradualmente implementando a capacidade de postar vídeos. Obrigado pela sua paciência!

if you want to survive on here you have to establish yourself. you gotta look around, find the biggest, wokest account you can, walk right up to them and scold them for insufficient intersectionality

Why can't I see the quoted skeets?

Bluesky is officially “open” now (no more invites). So just a reminder to not engage with trolls and bad actors, there is no algorithm here to promote or spread them, replying to them is what puts them on everybody’s timelines. So block and give no oxygen.

Hey @bsky.app can we please please please have the ability to remove followers and to not allow follows until we approve them, now that the site is open?
Please, not having that control is dangerous and I had hoped we'd get it before this

I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners .

Step 1: Convince Biden to use the word "abortion"

Anne Hathaway Walks Out of Vanity Fair Photoshoot in Solidarity With Condé Nast Union Work Stoppage... Nearly 400 Condé Nast Union members are currently holding a 24-hour work stoppage to protest negotiation practices they claim are unlawful.

Anne Hathaway walked out of a Vanity Fair photo shoot Tuesday morning in support of the Condé Nast Union walk out

“They hadn’t even started taking photos yet. Once Anne was made aware of what was going on, she just got up from hair and makeup and left”

📢 App Version 1.61 is rolling out now (1/3)

There's now an in-app video and music player for links! YouTube, SoundCloud, Spotify, and Twitch embeds now play in the app.

This will only trigger after a tap. (No autoplay.)

Netanyahu rejected ceasefire-for-hostages deal in Gaza, sources say Israeli PM said to have turned down proposal in early talks and continues to take tough line

Occam’s razor: he doesn’t want them released www.theguardian.com/world/2023/n...